Highway Page #5

My name is Naomi.

Would you like

to meet the ladies?

Sure.

What's up, dude?

Maker's rocks.

Sorry, Mauzner, I don't

think we should-

Make it a double.

Gentlemen.

Huzzah, huzzah, huzzah.

Come on in, babies.

Meet your new

boyfriends.

Aren't they sweet?

Come on, don't be shy,

Let's move it,

time is money.

Come on. OK.

Introduce yourselves,

ladies.

Sophie.

Lois.

Sally Sue.

Alexis.

Natalie.

Look at those legs,

man, look at those legs.

She used to wear these...

patent leather go-go f*** me

boots riding up.

One of these

b*tches quit...

and stole

all their shoes, man.

Damn shame, too,

I was hoping...

to get a stomping

tonight.

Julie.

You ever have a chick

walk on your balls?

Yeah.

Ever f*** a 14-year-old?

Sir?

Dude, I-

I forgot everyone's names.

Amateur.

OK. Go.

Cindy, Jackie, Snatchie,

Cunty, Assfuck, Blow Job.

Dude, pick a girl...

and stick your cock

in her, man.

Hey, let him take

his time, all right?

Whatever, dude.

Yeah, I'll take Lois.

Good choice.

Come on, Lois...

take him away, baby.

Unless you want

your a**hole...

felched with a crazy straw...

you're sh*t out of luck.

Do you get it? Sh*t.

So, how about you, pudding?

No, I'm just along

for the ride.

What? Why?

Bro, I don't pay for it.

What are you

talking about, dude?

That's the best part.

You can do

whatever you want...

to these girls, man.

You can bend them over...

f*** them in-

Mauzner!

What?

Just pick, OK?

All right.

Bye-bye, guy.

How was it?

Yeah?

Yeah, come to Daddy.

There you go.

Those pipes working?

Man, I'm hungry,

let's get something to eat.

So it was cool,

you know?

I told her about my troubles

and she was like...

'Sexual confusion's

a tricky thing.'

Sexual confusion?

I mean, easy on the sexual

confusion trip, baby.

Make me sound like

that guy in a raincoat...

with a fistful of Vaseline,

you know?

Sexual confusion.

You don't think I have

sexual confusion, do you?

So soft.

Hey!

I don't with Lucy, but...

remember that night

with Becky Meadows?

I was drunk,

but I boned her.

I think.

Bro, I boned Becky Meadows.

Whatever.

After the initial

pre-game jitters...

it was a sensation,

you know?

Please,

you've been rattling on...

about the Deep Purple

concerts...

for the last 3 hours.

Oh, come on...

I bought you

a cheeseburger.

I mean, you're homeless.

Your entire life's

in the trunk of my car.

You know what?

I don't think this

is such a good idea.

Sick f***!

F***ing b*tch!

Nobody touches me!

Nobody f***ing touches me!

Are you kidding me?

Are you f***ing

kidding me?

Are you? Huh?

Are you f***ing

kidding me?

She's just

a f***ing b*tch.

Get in your f***ing car.

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