Higher Learning Page #3

Next.

Baby, you're just gonna haveto get a job.

Here's your card.

Come on, guys, pick it up!

You look like a bunch of girls!Come on, pick it up!

Come on, give me some juice.There you go.

Yeah, looking sweet.

-Twenty-three!-You want a what? A full scholarship?

Man, you aot some nerve.

All riaht, I'll see what I can do.

I don't wanna hear you're lax in yourstudies or fuckina up on the field.

You aot that?Do I make myself clear?

Yeah, man, I understand.

Word to the mother, kid.Have you seen that ass?

Hey, yo, what kindof munchies y'all got?

Where are the vittles at? The eats?

Hey, y'all ain't got no Kool-Aidup in this piece, man? Guess not.

I see y'all got some Evianup in here, though, huh?

How would you feel if you had to studyand I came in and blasted my music?

-That wouldn't happen.-Why not?

Because I'd whup your ass, that's why.

Ex cuse me.

Boy, I'm the master of Monopoly.

That's right.

You bankrupt, G.

Should've bought themapartments, man. I told you.

Hey, why you going to this school?

Well, because that's what they say youneed to do to make it in the country.

-What's "making it"?-Fudge, your printer's out of paper.

Well, then go buy some more.What's "making it"?

You know, getting a degree.You know, making that long dough.

Is that right? So you in itf or the money or the knowledge?

Check out this situation.

You at a f ootball game.There's thousands of people there.

All of them white.

The American flagis right above your head.

They're about to playthe national anthem.

All these people turn aroundand look you dead in your eye.

What do you do?

I stand up.I'd probably be so embarrassed...

You know, I'd stand up.You know what I'm saying?

They got you runningf or the school, huh?

-Yeah. Partial scholarship.-You don't run, you don't get tuition.

That's the way the system goes.

Run, n*gger, run.

Oh, my God. Look at her hair.

-Be nice, Nicole. It's not that bad.-She looks like a tramp.

-Hi.-Hi. What'd you do to your hair?

-I just bleached it.-I love it. Yes.

Watch me bring it up.Watch me bring it.

Bam. Of all times.

Want to play again, man?Come on, let's play again.

-Three in a row.-You're a bastard.

-Want to play?-Huh?

-Want to play a game of pool?-I don't know how to play.

Bye.

Okay, who's the geniuswho matches roommates up?

They moved me inwith a psycho d*ckhead.

It's like the Bates Hotelover at my place.

My days are numbered, Wayne.

-He's probably just quiet.-Okay.

Hey.

-Hey, man. Say, where's the party?-Up here, man.

Is that right? Cool.

Here she goes.

Nice job. Hello! Good night.

Down the hatch.

Talented, I see.

-I never usually swallow.-You're a dirty girl.

-Hey, let's get one f or her, huh?-Give her a shot.

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