High School Musical: China Page #3

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Ready to be Karaoke King?

Who cares?

The songs at KTV are sung to death.

I'm not interested.

So are the streets

that've been walked all over,

and you still walk on them.

Get out of here.

Are you going to sing or not?

At least

you should show off your voice a little

to impress that new girl.

Why do I want to do that?

Of course you do!

You have to proclaim that

Poet is THE champion,

and defend

your temporarily-Iost dignity.

Cut it out!

She may not even come.

What? Are you afraid she won't come?

Alright, alright then.

Son, you going fishing?

Student activity.

Student activity?

Your hair looks like fishing hook.

Mom. Leave me alone!

Don't lie to your mother. Take it off!

Mom, you don't get it. This is cool!

Cool?

You look like a gangster!

I just don't get it!

How come my great Beijing Opera DNA

doesn't show up in you at all?

Opera DNA doesn't get passed down.

Besides,

nobody taught me

how to do hip-hop either.

Huh-huh, uh-uh.

What is that?

Sounds like a toothache!

Hello, Sir.

Hello.

How come you two

are also dressed like that?

Kobe, hurry up!

Everyone's waiting for you at KTV.

Boy, you come over and listen,

listen up well.

Don't dismiss your old man's tales

as old and stale.

The amount of salt I've consumed,

is more than the rice you've eaten.

This is the page

you'll never turn over.

I know, I know, please continue.

Take a walk

with the birds every morning,

get some fresh air.

Take a walk in the evenings

helps digestion.

Get some exercise for the body.

Seriously practice singing in the park.

If you don't have what it takes,

there's no show!

No show!

With music from the Jinghu,

fans all gather for a big jam!

The roast duck of Quanjude

is rightly famous.

That's right.

A bottle of Erguotou

and a bowl of noodles

make a great meal.

A glass of soy milk

and a bowl of fried liver

lift your spirits in the early morning.

Hey where are you going?

Don't chase him, let him be.

All you do is surfing the Internet,

leaving messages

on those ridiculous blogs!

What your father sings on stage

are classics for all times.

Want something pop? Sure.

I have a good recommendation.

What is it?

Have you heard Guo Degang's crosstalk?

It's worth the money.

Dancing and humming to music

from earphones

like you live in a mental hospital.

Every role on stage

and every word touches your heart.

Mei Lanfang,

Ma Lianliang, Shang Xiaoyun.

- You never tire of their performance.

- Who are they? Haven't heard of them.

Perfection in every move.

In your generation,

it became 'hei, you'

Hey. Yo. Hey. Yo. Hey Hey. Yo. Yo.

Get out of here.

Dad, the best is yet to come!

The Classics tell of our Genesis.

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