High School High
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Mr. Andrews, Mr. Kudo, Mr. Fairchild.
didn't see you at the History Club meeting.
That was the idea.
Mr. Edwards, how did the castration go
on that polo pony?
You're next, pal.
Nice tie, teach. Clip-on?
- Daddy's boy.
- Bite me!
Wellington Academy. Are you white?
Hold, please. I'll put you right through.
Wellington Academy. Are you white?
Hold, please. I'll put you through.
Mr. Clark, your father's waiting for you.
How are you doing, Mr. Clark?
- Thank you, Mr. Kuntzler, I'm fine.
There he is, the man of the hour.
Son, don't just stand there. Come join us.
For a moment,
I didn't think you were gonna make it.
Father, I really need to talk to you.
Plenty of time for that, son.
Sit down. I have something to tell you.
Sit down, Richard, and smoke.
- But, Father...
- Now, everyone smokes a pipe here.
I do it. Your grandfather did it.
Even the Indians smoked on this land...
before they traded it away
for some chickens and a pound of jewellery.
- But, Father, I hate...
Son, it gives me great pleasure
to announce that we're promoting you...
to Assistant Vice Chairman
of the History Department.
Father, that's why we have to talk.
Yes, there's lots to talk about.
You'll need a telephone,
and we'll move you from the basement...
Father, for once in your life,
will you just listen to me?
Look, I've taken a job...
at Barry High School.
For the moment, I will assume that you've
found a sense of humour and are joking.
I'm not joking.
Richard, if you do this, you will fail.
You will fail.
And mark my words, you'll come crawling
back here with your tail between your legs.
You're wrong, Father.
I'm going to succeed at Barry High School.
And I have no intention of ever crawling
back here with anything between my legs.
Thanks a lot.
- Come on, give me a break.
- All right.
Hold it. What is this?
- No, wait a minute.
- What the heck is this? Get on in there.
- You had them last week.
- I know what you mean.
All right, give me $3.
My brother, 24 carats, $24.
No, thank you. I already have a...
Falique Abdul, please come to the office.
One of your fathers is here.
You watch it, okay. Okay?
- Who's that?
- How the hell should I know?
Well, what have we got here?
Griff, welcome back, bro.
So you finally got what you wanted?
It's a nice little business.
Keeps us in pocket change.
I knew it was you that set me up, bro.
If it bothers you that much,
go ahead, make your move.
Or did that year in juvie soften your cheese?
This is my turf now.
You show me respect. Me.
Paco de la Vega-El Camino-Cordova-Jose
Are we not forgetting a name?
- What's that?
- Skid mark.
All right, you toughs. Break it up.
Now, cut it out.
You boys ought to be ashamed
School is no place for fighting.
What are you looking for?
I'm looking for the rest your posse...
that's going to keep me
from ripping you a new a**hole.
I will pretend for the moment
that you meant that in a nice way.
But I am warning you,
I'm about to lose my temper.
Now, I want you boys to shake hands.
Now, that wasn't so bad, was it?
It's always best to shake hands,
unless someone just sneezed into it...
or if they have a stump.
All right, now go on, everybody.
Get back to class.
Cross me again, Griffy-boy...
and even Mr. Rogers here
won't be able to save your ass.Rate this script:5.0 / 1 vote
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