Hero Wanted

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You got it.

He's in the bar right there.

Be careful. Cops.

Right there.

Out.

Yeah, just give us one more.

All right, time to go home, pal.

You've been sitting here

over two hours,

and all you've ordered is one shot.

l got paying customers

looking for a seat here.

One shot's all l need.

l'm a resourceful kind of guy.

All right, get the f***

out of here, man.

Just go feel sorry for yourself

someplace else, okay?

Get the--!

Jesus!

Sh*t.

What?

What?

l'm gonna kick

your f***ing ass, that's what.

Well, go ahead and do it, then.

I reaIIy wish we hadn't started here.

It's too easy to get

the wrong idea about me.

That's Dawn, my wife.

A Car aCCident ended

that happiness,

Ieaving me with an empty home

and an empty Iife.

There you go.

Stace, can we get a couple

of Millers, please?

You sure?

You know we have

Miller Lite on special.

Yeah, well, if l was on a diet

l wouldn't order beer.

All right, Swain.

Two Millers coming up for you guys.

Thanks, honey.

l gotta get out of this town.

Go somewhere nice...

like a beach somewhere,

you know what l mean?

Become a Rastafarian.

You all right, buddy?

Yeah.

What about you?

Surely you don't want to stay

in this shithole forever.

l don't know.

Next time can we get a puppy?

l'm just waiting

for my ship to come in,

then l'm bye-bye.

l don't know.

Somebody please help me!

Help me! Oh, my God!

Please help me!

Help me!

Give me your coat!

Give me your coat!

Give me your coat!

Call 91 1 . Call right now! Go!

Help!

Hi. l'm here to help you, okay?

Don't worry.

Don't worry, l got you.

Please, help me!

Somebody help me!

lt's gonna be all right.

Just keep your head down, okay?

Take her. Take her!

You all right, man?

Can't believe

you just f***ing did that.

You're a f***ing hero, man.

Get a f***ing ambulance over here!

l'll call 91 1 right now.

Mom, l love you.

You're okay.

For the first time

sinCe Dawn had died,

I'd done something worth doing.

That day I saved a Iife.

But not today.

The road to heII is paved

with good intentions.

Everybody's heard the saying

''Never get Caught

with your pants down.''

Everybody but LynCh MCGraw.

Yeah, that's right, baby.

Oh, sh*t!

You dropped your f***ing gun!

Come out, come out,

wherever you are.

You like that, you punk b*tch?

Hello. How are you this morning?

Good.

So, what can l do for you?

l'd like to cash this, please.

Hey, l know you.

You're the guy

that saved that little girl

from that car a couple years ago.

Yeah, you saw that?

l saw the whole thing on ''Dateline.''

That was a really

brave thing you did.

Anybody else would have done

the same thing, l think.

l don't know, you know.

Tell me you're not high.

l'm cool. God damn!

You f***ing better be.

Security guard's right on time.

Well, girls, no turning back now.

F*** turning back.

We're doing this sh*t.

Swain, you sure

you don't want in on this?

- l think l'm in this enough, right?

- You sure?

Come on, can't you feel

my heart beating?

This is gonna be one hell of a rush,

don't you think?

- Are we ready?

- Sure.

- Everything's in the bag?

- Yeah.

- Masks, everything?

- Yeah.

You f***ing behave.

Ready, big boy?

What are we waiting for?

Let's do this!

Nobody f***ing moves,

nobody f***ing dies.

l guarantee it.

Yeah, so, lover boy.

That's enough from you.

Tellers, back away

from that counter.

Put your hands

on top of your heads.

Everybody else on the floor now!

What are you doing

standing there?

Open the drawer now.

You think about

doing some dumb sh*t,

l'll put a bullet

in your face, Comprende?

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