Heritage Falls Page #4

You know what?

You should appreciate that I want to be

a part of your life.

OK? You know what? I'm a rarity.

Yeah, you're a real gem.

I am a real gem.

Hey, Mom!

It's me.

Oh...

Hey, Dad.

Trouble with your boy?

Kids.

Mmm.

Um... Oh, hey!

Congrats on the thing last night,

by the way.

Yeah, sure. Thanks.

- Guess you were tied up, huh?

- Yeah.

Yeah, I'm sorry we couldn't make it.

We had a, you know,

inventory at the shop last night.

And we had to stay

on top of that, so, you know.

Yeah.

Look, um...

like to have

your birthday at our place.

Yeah, I kind of figured.

Mean a lot to your mother.

Unless, you know,

you got inventory.

Okay, look,

no candles and no singing.

And nobody but family, that's it.

- Just family.

- Yeah.

Just the family.

Got it. See ya then.

Yeah, I'll see you then.

Bye.

Three Pronged Toe...

They're here.

You got this, Coach.

Hey, big bro!

Hey, Harv!

Happy birthday!

Thank you!

Yeah.

You know you should've gone.

I had inventory

at the store, it was...

Mm-hmm. I'm sure.

Oh, it was terrible.

- Mm-hmm.

- Busy.

Cheer up! Tonight's about you.

- Great.

- Hey!

Hey, little buddy.

So, everything good on your end?

I've got it covered.

And what about Markie?

He's unfortunately

and unexpectedly free at the moment.

Wow, you're going for it, huh?

Yeah, we're going for it.

Wait till you hear the name.

Oh, yeah,

just wait till you hear that name.

There they are!

Hey, Grandpa.

Hey, Markie.

Still wearing those elf pants, huh?

They're skinny jeans.

On some people.

It's good to see you, boy.

Good to see you, too.

Junior, where's your man scarf?

Ha. It's...

How old are you today?

Old enough to stop being called Junior.

Hey, come on, everybody inside.

Food's gonna get cold.

Food!

Ow, what?

- Be nice.

- I'm being nice.

You gotta be nice.

Happy birthday, son.

Hmm. Thanks, Mom.

I'm proud of the man

you've become.

Hey, is Dad losing weight?

Eh, just stopped

eating donuts with Joe.

Why did he retire?

Ask him.

- Okay.

- Yeah.

Now, will you

try to have a good time?

I'm having a great time.

Have a good time.

See that smile, my boy.

How's that?

- OK, get in there. Go!

- OK.

For he's a jolly good fellow

For he's a jolly good fellow

For he's a jolly good fellow

Which nobody can deny

No candles and no singing,

that was the...

Which nobody can deny,

Nobody can deny

Which nobody can deny...

Okay, okay, okay...

What'd you wish for, old boy?

I wished that my son

would graduate college.

Well, never let my schooling

interfere with my education.

Mark Twain said that.

Ah, good try, kid.

I'm with you, Markie.

I wish I'd taken some time off.

Taken a gap year.

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