Here Comes the Groom Page #4
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- 1951
- 113 min
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to be told about
those interesting things called
"the facts of life
- Well, tell me all.
- I read a book last night called
Should Know.
And I was amazed at the things that
apparently go on with normal people.
So I intend to try them on my piano,
every one of them.
In other words, I intend to get
married... to get married...
- Steady. Steady, girl.
- ...to get married...to get married...
But not to you, darling.
So stop trembling and call the blood
back into your ashen little cheeks.
I wouldn't frighten you
for the world.
I remember too well how sick
when we went down to the City Hall
to get our marriage license.
I also remember how quickly
you recovered
when our mutual friend,
your boss and fellow conspirator,
Mr. George Degnan,
came through with that
miraculous Paris assignment
that permitted you to escape
- at the very last second.
- Good old George.
You told me tenderly to get a job
and wait for you. I did.
- Good.
- I've been waiting three years now.
Waiting and running.
staying true to you.
- Good girl!
- I'm tired of running,
so I'm gonna slow down.
In fact, I'm gonna stand still
and the first egghead
who catches me can have me!
I was born to be a mother,
not a poised pencil!
And do you realize that if you were
half the man you think you are,
I'd be the mother of a brood by now?
There'd be one in the fifth grade...
In the fifth grade...in the fifth grade...
In the fifth grade...in the fifth grade...
- Look out, wait a minute.
- In the fifth grade...
...and another in the second grade
and maybe even et cetera, et cetera.
- Such are the fortunes of love
- Oh, they're twins?
n the newspaper business.
Icannot, however, permit myself
to stare childless
at the prospect of old age
in a home for spinsters!
So I have been walking around
windy corners lately.
Emmy.
we're through!
- Finished! Kaput!
- Kaput, yet.
So good day, good evening,
goodbye and...
- Bon voyage.
- Drop dead, my dear stinker!
And may you stew in your
ink-stained bachelorhood
the rest of your selfish,
carefree days!
P. S. Knowing how conceited you are,
I know what you're thinking now,
and this is to inform you that I do not
stiff Jove you... Stiff Jove you...
- Encore.
- Still love you...still love you...
- Once more. Kid's mad for me.
- Still love you...
Still love you. . . still love you...
Hey, Bobby?
You want me, Pete?
- What grade are you in?
- Fifth.
Well, what do you know!
The fifth?
Attention, please.
Attention, please.
Announcing the arrival of
Flight Number Seven,
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