
Here Comes The Boom
(4.00 / 1 vote)Oh, no.
Let's go. Come on.
And that is how a baby
antelope comes into the world.
The window,
obviously, would be...
Oh, hey, Principal Betcher.
The window would
be the birth canal,
whereas the whole building,
that... That's your
mother right there.
You're late, again.
No, I was just...
I was just giving a lesson.
I warned you, if you
were late one more time,
I would dock you
a vacation day.
Oh, yeah, dead serious.
Come on, pal.
I was teacher of the year.
That was 10 years ago.
Feels like eight,
though, right?
You got bus duty today.
Today, I can't,
'cause I, you know,
I volunteer down
at the youth center.
Not true.
Okay.
Everybody, open up your books
to whatever we were
working on yesterday.
Yesterday was Sunday.
Just get to work, okay?
Mr. Voss?
Mr. Voss, our textbook
says that
the discovery of penicillin
was the most important
biological discovery
of the 20th century.
But I read online
that this actually encourages
more potent strains
of infection.
Yeah, that's some very
advanced, college-y stuff.
Look, if you're done
with your work,
just go sit down and draw
on your desk like Martinez.
But I want to know.
Because if
the textbook is wrong...
Malia, the chances
of you actually using
anything you learn
in this class,
probably zero.
And I don't know if you
heard Mr. Betcher or not,
but, technically,
this is my vacation time now.
So I'm going to shut
her down for a few.
Oh, no, no, no, not today.
Not today. Come on.
Oh.
Bonus.
Now, remember,
please, listen to each other.
Help each other.
Inspire me.
This never happened.
We clear?
Join in.
Be together now.
Here we go!
Second violins, don't
overpower the first violins.
That's why you're
called "second."
I hear improvement
coming in the door.
Nice and subtle.
And you're done.
Thank you.
Mr. Streb.
Oh, right,
the quote of the day.
I forgot the quote
of the day. All right.
with a rock star
of philosophers,
Friedrich Nietzsche.
And he said...
Dan, drumroll, please.
"Without music,
life would be a mistake."
Nice.
Who's going to practice?
Who's going to...
I don't believe one of you.
Get out of here.
You were great today.
Mr. Voss.
And what do I owe
the pleasure of this visit?
Oh, the music.
I heard the music.
Sounds great.
Yeah.
these kids, huh?
Listen, I have
a huge favor to ask.
I have bus duty, and I was...
Okay, hold that thought.
I'm expecting this.
This...
See, the thing is,
my Aunt Cora,
she threw her hip out again.
I'm so sorry.
Yeah, it's nasty.
It's a nasty
hip-out thing.
And these pins and rods,
they're not even
connected to anything,
they're just loose. And I
wouldn't just ask anybody,
but I've seen how you are
with the whole
bus safety situation.
You handle it like...
I'm not going to...
Yeah, I'm going to
say it, you have a gift.
And...
Is everything all right?
You teach biology.
You know the body.
What are the chances of a
Well, it depends
what she looks like.
I'm just kidding.
That's more of
a fertility question.
My wife is pregnant.
No one knows.
It's still very early.
Please, please keep this
between you and me.
Are you kidding me? That...
It goes right in the vault.
That is locked.
Locked away. Wow.
Thank you. Thank you.
How old are you?
Old.
Oh. Congrats, right? I mean...
Well, yeah.
It's beautiful.
I mean, my son is 22.
He just finished college.
I thought I was
done writing checks.
Yeah.
I'm going to have a baby.
Yeah.
I'm going to have a baby.
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