Hens Night Page #2

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a good night, ladies.

We'll see you down at the pub then, son.

So, you guys look like you're

having a good time tonight.

We are, are you?

Why do you look so sober?

'Cause I am, my boss called and I have

to fly to Atlanta tomorrow morning.

For how long?

A couple days, maybe a week.

No, I don't want you to go.

And also I got a spider gag as a gift.

I don't know what that is.

Yeah, you do, we talked, you know the...

- We did?

- Yeah.

Oh.

(laughs)

Okay then, I'm down.

Can you at least come

say bye in the morning?

[Tom] I will, I promise,

I'll check in in the morning.

Okay?

And listen, I want you to

have a really good time tonight

and, go see some big b*obs.

It's not a bachelor party unless you get

to see some big b*obs.

Then let me see your b*obs.

You need to get out more.

[Woman] Alright, break it up.

Aw, I gotta go.

Gotta go see some b*obs.

[Jess] Yeah, if I'm lucky.

- Listen, I love you.

- I love you.

- Go have fun.

- Okay.

(rock music)

[Woman] There she is.

Hey.

I'm so sorry I couldn't be here earlier.

Mike sucks, I swear he can't (mumbles).

[Woman] I'm just glad that you're here

and you're not pregnant.

[Woman] You're not are you?

God no, he keeps trying

but I just drove myself

through birth controls pills.

Tricking your husband into

lots of sex for no reason.

- I like it.

- It's the only way.

Hey what can I get you ladies?

Everyone or just me?

Tray of tequila, ladies?

And a bunch of beer to wash it down.

You got it, yeah.

[Woman] Wow, this place.

I actually have something for you.

(gasps) Oh my god, I forgot about that.

[Holly] Consider the torch passed.

What's that?

It's a game that we've

been playing for years.

It's called Hens Night.

We've been adding to it, and

it's kind of our tradition.

It's kind of like dare cards.

Who goes first?

Do I have to play?

Yes, but I'll go first.

(ominous music)

Get the waiter's phone number, no problem.

That says bartender.

But I prefer the waiter.

Alright, here we go everybody.

Beers are on their way

and is there anything else

I can get you guys?

How about your phone number?

My phone number, my god,

you think I'm that easy?

[Woman] I'm willing to bet on it.

Damn you, all right.

Oh do you want my name.

Sure.

- Here we go lovely.

- Thank you.

You're welcome, sweetie.

[Woman] Good job.

No, I can't do it.

(laughs)

I know that look.

What's wrong?

- Shitty name?

- Yep.

It's Stacey.

(laughing)

Task completed, Holly's next.

(rock music)

Take a shot every time

someone says something

they hate about weddings.

Oh my god, for the rest of the night.

Yes.

But since you have a lot

of catching up to do,

you have to take a shot

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