Hello, My Name Is Frank Page #6

I don't think any of us

actually believed it.

What?

No, nothing.

It's just...

I shoulda known this.

You and I lived

in the same house.

F***ing idiot.

Want anything?

What the f***, Kim?

We're not even a hundred miles

out of town yet.

Why the hell didn't you tell us

this piece of sh*t only got

two miles to the gallon?

Sorry. I usually just

drive it around town.

So, I didn't know.

Holy sh*t.

Is that Kevin bowman?

What?

The gas guy.

Oh, my gosh.

Remember him?

He was like, a living legend

in ninth grade.

Senior quarterback.

The most popular guy

in high school.

- Kevin bowman.

- No, it can't be.

I heard he moved to New York

with, like, a model girlfriend

- or something.

- Well, apparently not.

Remember Stacy

had the total hots for him?

Do you remember

she saved that piece of gum

- that he chewed for like a year?

- Oh, yeah.

And she made an altar for him

with all of his pictures.

Oh! Do you remember

the one year that Laura

gave her one of his jockstraps

for her birthday?

- Yeah.

- She slept with that nasty thing.

Gross.

- What? What're you doing?

- Don't worry your little head.

My god, Alisa.

Alisa, don't.

( Grunts )

Hey, frank.

- Thanks. Oh! Oh! Oh!

- Welcome.

- Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

- Uh! Ah!

- Here. I got it.

- F***! I did it again!

It's okay.

It's...

Looking for something?

Oh, I'm looking

for something all right.

The question is...

Do you have what I want?

( Door bell dings )

- Restroom?

- Yeah.

F***ing a**hole.

F***ing tick.

- Yeah, you like that?

- Yeah.

- That's good.

- Yeah.

Oh, by the way, Stacy says hi.

Whew!

Wait!

What the f***?

Hey!

( Laughs )

Oh!

- Excuse me.

- I'm sorry.

What the f***?

Frank, let's go!

Get in the car, frank!

Kim?

Let's go! Drive!

Woo-whoo!

Let's go!

Drive!

- What the?

- Okay.

- Hurry!

- What? I'm driving.

What the hell did you do, Alisa?

Just getting Stacy

her birthday gift.

- You didn't.

- Kevin bowman's football helmet!

- Whoo!

- Are you crazy?

- He's gonna call the cops and

get us arrested. - For what?

This isn't

"Thelma and Louise."

I didn't rob a store.

I just, you know,

took a little memento.

Still we could've gotten

into a lot trouble, Alisa.

I can't believe this.

Yeah, if you want

your own stupid thrills,

do it on your own time.

Don't rope us into it.

You know what?

F*** you guys.

Stacy would've

totally been into this.

You two need to learn

to chill the f*** out

and have a little fun.

It'll do you both some good.

Stupid.

- Ugh!

- Ow!

- Sorry.

- Frank!

Ah, sorry.

They're gaining on us.

Kim:
Nobody's gaining

on us, frank.

( Sighs )

- I miss Stacy.

- Ugh!

Sorry.

It was never quite the same

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