Hello, My Name Is Frank Page #4

- Race you.

- Mm!

- I gotta pee.

- Oh, jeez.

- ( Coughing )

- Wow, okay.

- Oh, yeah.

So, I'm surprised

frank convinced you to come.

- How did he do it?

- Um...

By being super annoying.

He's been acting really strange

since mom died.

How're you doing?

She was sick for nine months,

at least she's not

suffering anymore.

I'm fine.

Seriously,

I'm... I'm totally fine.

Those last couple weeks

I just...

I could not see her

like that anymore.

But I just...

You know, I worry about frank.

I mean, I'm all he's got.

Well, he's a grown man, Laura.

He'll deal.

Yeah.

I just don't know

what he's thinking anymore.

You know?

Well, his caretaker is gone.

- You're leaving for college...

- Mm-hmm.

And he has to adjust

to living with some

- stranger in his home.

- Oh!

I mean, he's probably

just at the end of his rope.

Ah, b*tch!

( Barks )

Wait.

What did you say?

You know, he's probably

just at the end of his rope.

- Oh, sh*t.

- Where are you going?

Laura?

( Music playing )

- ( Yells out )

- ( Woman screaming )

What?

- Ah.

- Come on.

- You sleepwalk now, too?

- ( Gasps )

What?

Late night?

Guess I'll get breakfast.

Why were you giving away

your bat, frank?

I... I told you already.

My mom took care of you

my whole life,

and now suddenly you don't need

a new caretaker?

- Why?

- ( Doorbell rings )

I told you.

Ray...

Where's frank?

He sent me this cryptic email

last night.

- Where is he?

- I wouldn't call it cryptic.

What does it say?

"Urgent.

Please clean everything up

before Laura comes home."

Oh, oh, I... I meant

to send that

to my housekeeper.

Housekeeper?

I'm your housekeeper.

So, I hired a new housekeeper.

No, you didn't!

Where's the rope, frank?

What rope?

I did hire a housekeeper.

You're leaving.

- What would you know?

- ( Doorbell rings )

Don't you bother

answering the door, frank.

- I'm not going anywhere.

- Shut up, b*tch!

Oh, hi frank, is Laura ready?

- No.

- Yes.

I'm not going.

I gotta stay with frank.

What do you gotta stay here for?

I got ray and... and the gay

to take care of me.

You know why.

God, why did you

take the rope, frank?

Stupid, lying whore, f***ing...

Mm-mmm.

The zipper on your suitcase

is broken.

You told me, right?

Look at it.

So, I put slipknots

in the rope so I could...

Eventually I'll tie that thing

together so it'll stick together

and you could take it.

Satisfied? B*tch!

I'm sorry, frank.

I'm sorry,

but I can't stay around

- all of this negative energy.

- What? What?

No, no, no, no.

Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick.

No, you can't go.

I'm supposed to leave

this morning.

- So, you are coming?

- No, forget it. Nope.

Rick, Rick,

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