Hello, My Name Is Doris Page #3

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- Ooh.

- Yeah, there you go.

- All right.

Good.

- Well, all right.

- All right.

- I'm really glad I could help.

- I'm glad you're glad you could help.

- That was great pumping. Okay.

- Okay. Yeah.

- Bye.

- Bye.

Oh, hey.

Hey, you guys order the chicken

or the chicken?

I'm possible.

I'm possible.

- What's going on with that guy?

- It's okay, but we met at a Panera Bread...

- ...because it has clean bathrooms.

- Yeah, that feels like a problem.

- Catch you later. I'll get coffee, okay?

- See you soon.

Oh, hey, Doris.

Is everything okay?

I just wanted to ask

if I could get another cup of coffee.

Oh, yeah, sure. Of course.

Um, let me just get out of your way.

- Oh!

- Ow! Okay.

Damn it. Okay. All right.

- Oh, no. Oh, no, I'm so sorry. So sorry.

- It's okay. It's okay.

Let me help. I'm so, so sorry.

I'm so sorry.

No, please.

- Doris, stop it.

- God.

Stop.

Okay.

- You did that on purpose, didn't you?

- No.

- Yeah, you did.

- No, no, I didn't.

- You're a liar.

- I'm not.

- And that's okay.

- Oh...!

I....

Oh, my God, you're sexy.

I am?

Doris? Doris?

- Doris, are you okay?

- Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. I forgot something.

So...

...Todd says you and your mother

liked collecting things, is that true?

- Sometimes.

- What kinds of things?

Do you like to buy things new

or do you find things on the street?

Sometimes people throw away

really nice things.

You'd be surprised, is all, you know?

The market on Hylan Boulevard

was a zoo today.

I'm stocking up on frozen food

for Thanksgiving.

I'm thinking of making

a rice stuffing this year...

...plus the homemade

cranberry sauce, the rolls...

We know, Roz. You prepare in advance.

You tell us every year like it's new.

I am not Roz to you, I'm your

grandmother. Show some respect.

You can call me Buzozia,

you can call me Noni, Nonni, Nuni.

When you can vote,

you can call me Roz.

Providing you're a Communist,

which in theory was a good idea.

- How's your mother?

- Good.

She's up for parole this summer.

- That's nice.

- She'll get out.

She stole that car but it was a hybrid.

So you're coming to Thanksgiving,

right, Dorry?

I wouldn't miss it for the world.

I'm making my famous

mini-marshmallow sweet potato pie.

Yum.

Oh, Buzuzia, could you get one

of those tofu turkeys for me and Dave?

- We're going vegan.

- Who's Dave?

- Vivian's boyfriend.

- He's not my boyfriend.

Vivian's male friend who is here

constantly eating all the food...

- ...and sucking face.

- Oh, my God, we do not suck face.

Where'd you meet him?

Is he in your classes with you?

Yeah, we go to the same school.

We're doing The Glass Menagerie.

- He plays the gentleman caller.

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