Helicopter Mom Page #3
No.
When was your first kiss?
What... what is this?
Do you wanna be kissed?
No.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Oh, yeah.
I get it. Okay.
I am not here.
Just cleaning.
Just got stuff to do.
What do you think about
when you...
Okay, that's gross.
That is not okay to talk about.
We cannot talk about that, okay?
Got it, okay. Okay.
We don't have to talk about it.
No, we don't.
I'm just gonna ask you, though.
Do you... dust?
I'm not gonna...
I don't wanna talk about...
Masturbate... with you.
Okay. Got it.
I'm not even gonna...
That is cool.
I am totally out.
Dignify that question
with a response.
Okay.
Too loud.
I'm so sorry. I'm... I'm so sorry.
It's...
IF you like boys,
I'm totally into that.
IF I what?
Okay.
In my sophomore year,
I had a thing with a girl.
I know. Mindy.
Mindy!
I know.
You listened! God.
I've heard the story
so many times.
The beautiful thing
about girl-on-girl action,
and boy-on-boy... They know what
they're doing. Okay, okay. No.
There wouldn't be, like,
a minute of, like,
"hey, don't touch that.
That's not a button."
Whoa, Whoa, Whoa.
Mom? Mom? Mom?
Can I just do my homework,
please?
and free in your youth.
I just wanna get to know you
a little bit better.
Okay, then join the PTA
like all the other moms.
Okay! I can do that!
Not really.
God, I love you!
That's a great idea.
No! Mom, no!
Make sure that everybody
is checking...
Hey, ladies! Maggie Cooper.
Sorry I'm late.
As I was saying,
prom will be here sooner
than you can believe!
Clap, clap, clap!
And, of course,
I am keeping track
of your mandatory
volunteer hours.
I'm looking at you, Norma.
You have to build the hours up.
I've noticed that your checklist
has been down.
Oh, for goodness sake,
is that a diaphragm
on our beautiful table?
It's all good.
Just gonna take notes.
everybody's decoration ideas.
I know last year a lot of us
were in a slump,
so I know this year
you are going to wow me,
and I'm very excited.
Now, don't forget
to please make sure
you are on the correct
e-mail lists
for your respective committees.
And IF all of you
haven't signed up
as chair of committees
and roped in every single parent
it will be noted
by Barbara Wolfe.
Excuse me.
Who's Barbara Wolfe?
I am Barbara Wolfe!
Dr. Barbara Sloan
Huntington Wolfe
of the Pasadena
Sloan Huntingtons!
All good.
Namaste.
This meeting is adjourned.
Has Robert completed
his Zimmerman applications?
I hear it is due at the end
of the month.
Yes, and the, uh, Peterson
and the O'Reilly.
Oh! Good for Robert.
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