Heebie Jeebies Page #3

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- Feeling's mutual, Billy.

- Hey, Tracy.

- Hey.

- I thought you were

going to the mall with Rick.

- Don't get me started.

I'm grounded indefinitely.

- Why?

- I have no idea.

Thinks she's some kind of

tiger grandma or something.

She demanded that I come

right home from school

and she won't

let me go anywhere.

I can't stand to be in the house

with her sometimes.

- Hey, Tracy--

[SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE]

- [ARGUING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]

[SIGHS]

- That didn't sound good.

What's going on?

- Dragon lady's crazy,

that's what.

She's been acting weird

all morning,

and talking

all sorts of nonsense.

I'm just waiting here

for Teresa to get home.

Maybe she can talk

some sense into her.

Speak of the devil.

[SIGHS]

- Hey, girls.

Oh, man.

I know that look.

- She grounded me

for no reason, Teresa.

You've got to talk her.

She won't listen to me.

- You two have got to start

getting along.

I've been working all day

and the last thing I need

is to come home

and to be a buffer for you!

All right.

All right, all right, all right.

Let me go change,

and we'll see

if we can get

to the bottom of this, okay?

Let's go.

- Hey, see you at school

tomorrow?

- If she lets me

go to school.

[HORN HONKING]

- What now?

Mac, crane, to what

do I owe this pleasure?

- I'm sorry to bother you,

but we got a call

from deke Jensen's wife.

Seems he and Tommy felks

went out last night,

never came home.

- So why you bugging me?

- 'Cause Todd and I

came across deke's truck

out on old mine road,

right outside

that nice fence you put up.

- Well, I haven't seen 'em,

but if I do,

I'll be sure

to give you a call

to arrest them

for trespassing.

- Billy, Billy, look, I know

this is your property,

but people around here

consider that mine public land.

Kids been drinking

and partying at that cave

since I was drinking

and partying out there,

and without a complaint.

Can't expect them to just stop

because you put up some signs.

- Oh, I think I can,

and I expect you to enforce it.

- Fine.

This is just a courtesy visit

to let you know

Todd and I are gonna be

taking a look around, okay?

- Suit yourself.

You find those two yahoos

passed out somewhere on my land,

let them know I fully intend

to press charges, you hear?

[CREATURE GROWLING]

- [SCREAMING]

[WHIMPERING]

[CREATURE GROWLING,

SPEAKING INCOMPREHENSIBLY]

- [WHIMPERING, SCREAMING]

[CREATURE GROWLING,

MUMBLING]

- [SCREAMING]

Get away!

Get away!

[SCREAMING]

[CHOKING]

- What was that?

- Is he okay?

- You blasting over there today?

- No, no, I'm not.

- Well, we'll check it out,

and we'll keep you posted.

- You know where to find me.

- Unfortunately.

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