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that we are no longer

the owners of Camp Hope.

- What?

- What's going on?

What are you talking about?

Sometimes in life...

things don't work out

the way you planned...

and in those situations,

sometimes...

you file Chapter 9

bankruptcy--Jesus!

We worked our whole life,

and what do we have to show?

Nothing! Nothing!

Harvey, please stop.

What?

OK, kids, out with the old,

and in with the new.

It won't be the same

without them.

Your new owner will introduce

himself in a minute.

But you know what I would like?

Please, could you give us

just one more...

Camp Hope "Hi, hi, hiya"?

Hiya.

God bless all of you.

We love you, Harvey!

He's kidding, guys.

He's gotta be.

One word of advice.

Never let anyone

sign your checks!

Harvey, please.

You can't leave.

We need you.

Come back.

- What are we gonna do?

- I don't know, man.

Now, it's time to meet

your new owner and operator.

Tony Perkis is a man

who believes in you.

His life is dedicated

to saying things like...

"Yes!" and

"You better believe it!"

Entrepreneur, a motivator,

and a new friend...

may I introduce

Tony Perkis!

Mm. Can you smell it?

What? No.

There's a life force

in here tonight.

Do you feel it? Hmm?

I look around this room...

and I see potential.

I see the future chairman

of a Fortune 500 company.

I see a famous rap artist.

I see the president of

the United States of America.

He's from England.

Being an only child...

educated entirely by

private tutors my whole life...

I'm looking forward

to interacting...

with children

for the first time.

I'm going to teach you...

and I bet you might teach me

a little something, also.

Now, those of you from

western Pennsylvania...

probably know my father,

Tony Perkis Senior...

the Lighting Fixture King.

All the lights you'll see

around this camp...

have been donated by him.

But I'm gonna do

old Dad one better.

I'm not gonna give you a light.

I'm gonna show you the light!

And to help me do it...

let's meet the new staff

of Camp Hope.

Team Perkis!

Hut! Hut! Hut! Hut!

Ha! Ha! Ha!

All right!

Stand proud, boys!

Hey, who wants to be

on TV, huh?

That's Kenny the cameraman.

Hey, there, Kenny!

If all goes

according to plan...

we're gonna turn this summer

into the number-one...

weight-loss infomercial

in the country!

You're kidding.

Kids, at age 12...

I weighed 319 pounds.

I had bad skin,

low self-esteem...

and no self-respect.

Now...I eat success

for breakfast!

- With skim milk.

- Ugh.

Pounds are gonna fly...

and fat is

outta here, mister!

And we are gonna do it together!

Oh, my God.

Ha! Haaa...

Aah!

I want to go home!

The Bushkins always put me

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