Heavysaurs The Movie

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In her home cave

in Mystic Mountain, -

on a quite ordinary day,

one quite ordinary witch -

decided to entertain herself -

by rocking with her guitar.

It's cramped in here.

- I want out!

I need space.

Here we come! We're on a world tour!

- Rock and roll!

That tiny thump caused a crack

in the wall of the cave.

Inside the rock,

a secret was revealed.

It had been hidden by Mystic Mountain

for millions of years.

Mommy!

- Oh.

From the eggs,

four Heavysaurs emerged.

But the pink egg

still hadn't hatched.

The tiny lizards grew up

to be enormous dinosaurs.

You should start cooking

for yourselves. -Why?

Even though I'm 600 years young,

witches don't live forever.

Really? -Who's going to feed you

when I'm gone?

Eat slowly.

First the food spell.

And now the chow

will feed us somehow

Saurs is our name,

food is our game

Ready, steady...

Go!

Mommy, I won!

- Way to go, boys.

You've learned to enjoy

the taste of food.

Oh yeah.

Dear Mommy. As today is

International Witch's Day...

Oh, no.

We'd like to dedicate

this song to you.

A real cool song.

- Annoying!

Why do you have to

tease your old mother?

That's what we do.

You have a very huge nose

It's bumpy and it sways

when the wind blows

Your eyes are like a pig's,

so small

You laugh with your teeth,

that's three in all

You wash your hair

in the toilet bowl

And use your cat

to dry that nightmare

Your deodorant is

the poop of a bird

And you grin in the mirror,

or so I've heard

But who stares back at you?

It's the same old witch, no one new

Are you pretty enough,

that's what you wonder

Don't change a thing,

that would be a blunder

Scruffy Mama,

you're the prettiest one of all

Our Scruffy Mama

Scruffy Mama

We all adore you

And I'm sure you know it too

What's that?

What's the noise?

Stay here.

- Help.

Should we be worried?

- A cool sound.

WARNING:

DEMOLITION AREA:

This way, boys and girls.

Hurry up.

Come here.

You all have your life jackets?

Yeah.

- Good. Listen.

We have a surprise for you

after the boat trip.

Director Maxim has invited us all

to his new Fun World.

But it's not even ready yet.

True, but he has great plans

for our village.

We should all be very polite

to him. Okay?

Okay, let's move.

We have a nice clay ahead of us.

Welcome to the best amusement park

in the Nordic countries, Fun World.

I hope I'll be seeing

a lot of you here.

He wants us to spend

all our money here.

In honor of your trip -

I got you some high quality sausages.

There's nitrite in sausages.

And monosodium glutamate.

It messes up your brain and

causes behavioral problems.

You must've eaten tons.

Let me show you

what the park is all about.

Iivari, turn on the power. Mk and

Lk, hand me the megaphone.

Fun World will expand -

towards the cape. On top of

Majestic Mountain we'll build -

the highest Ferris Wheel

in the Nordic countries.

You'll be able to see Tallinn.

The quarrying has already started.

That much digging

for a Ferris wheel?

Well just shave off a bit

on the side of a rock.

Let me assure you,

I'm a real nature lover.

In Fun World, you'll be able to see

animals from the Stone Age.

For instance, this ferocious

carnivore, Tyrannosaurus Rex.

Dinosaurs lived in the Cretaceous.

That's a Plateosaurus, a herbivore.

Plateo... Whatever, wise guy.

Who cares about a few dead lizards?

If you build a dinosaur park, you

have to get your facts straight.

You should open a bacteria park

and be the germophobic guide in it.

You could be

the origin of all the germs. -Suvi.

I'll move to Grandma's

if he comes to stay with us.

Behave yourself and listen.

- Let me tell you more about the park.

Boys! Come here immediately!

They're going to blow up

Mystic Mountain.

Oh no! Should we hide

in a hole in the ground?

We're inside a hole in the ground.

- They can't beat me.

I'll stop them.

- Should we come with you?

No. You stay here.

Riff-Raff.

- Mom.

Compy-Mompy.

Muffy-Puffy.

And Mr. Heavysaur.

If I'm not back by the time

all the sand has fallen, -

take your sister

and get out of here.

Why?

- Her name shall be Milly-Pilly.

Remember, you're a band.

Together you can do anything.

Find a new home.

It's about time for that anyway.

Ill join you there a little later.

Bye now.

- Bye.

And she's gone.

- What now?

Mommy's instructions were clear.

We'll watch the sand falling.

Okay.

Hi everyone. My name is Lasse.

Welcome aboard the M/S Suvi.

This boat was named after our Suvi.

Dad, you're embarrassing me.

- Welcome aboard, Mrs. Principal.

Where's Toni?

- He said he's seasick.

We arranged

other activities for him.

He had an argument with Suvi.

Again. -I see.

A-la-ka-zam.

Izzy, wizzy, let's get busy.

A-la-ka-zam.

Izzy, wizzy, let's get busy.

Where did she come from?

Annoying!

Off with all these!

Get out!

It's going to explode!

Finito.

- What now?

I'll show them.

You can't blast around here.

Sorry guys.

- We must do what Mommy said.

Mommy...

Farewell, Mystic Mountain,

- Bye, home. Thanks for everything.

But where will we find a new home?

- That's right.

We'll find one. We're big boys.

So big that nothing scares us.

And so it was time for the Heavysaurs

to go and see the world.

Bye bye.

- Take my hand.

Towards a new home!

I wish this whizzing

in my ears would stop.

Maybe I should've listened to

the long-haired demolition dudes.

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