Heartburn Page #3

hire him. I mean, it's not my fault.

Look, obviously he is never

going to come back and finish the job.

I've tried all week to find someone new.

It's not that easy. You try it.

- Good evening.

- Good evening.

Oh, yeah, I just can't read every day.

I'm awfully pleased to hear you say that.

- He's just so modest.

- Oh, I am modest.

No, I... I think sometimes people...

...worry about the rich man.

You have to worry about the little man.

...people from Mississippi

and Alabama, they tend to...

...and he does not believe

they will get the bill through committee.

Really?

- Really?

- Yeah, they're gonna have a...

...M3.

- What's M3?

It sounds like a missile,

is what it sounds like.

We try to determine what policy

we should take in the situation

- in which we find ourselves.

- I'm not denying that.

- It was such fun, May.

- Oh, thank you.

- Thank you, it was wonderful.

- Good night.

They talked over me

as if I wasn't even there.

Blah-blah-blah,

investment tax credits.

Blah-blah-blah,

the oil depletion allowance.

If you read something

other than the style section,

you might find it interesting.

I'll call Laszlo when we get home.

I'm gonna try him one more time.

All you'll get is the machine.

Yes, Laszlo, it's Rachel.

Rachel Samstat.

Oh, my God. I don't believe it.

Well, I'm fine, thank you.

Don't be so f***ing nice.

Where the f*** have you been?

My God.

I'm real... I'm sorry.

Yes, of course I understand.

Oh, God, well, I...

I hope you feel better.

Well, don't...

You know, only if you're up to it.

Don't push things.

You know, whenever you can.

OK. Bye.

What the f*** was that?

- He has cancer.

- Bullshit.

- Mark.

- It's bullshit!

- People don't lie about things like that.

- Contractors lie about everything.

- What'd he say, "I have cancer"?

- Exactly.

Well, he probably meant

that "he" has cancer.

- Who?

- How do I know? Someone.

I don't know. His father.

His father's dead.

We'll go over to his house,

have a look at him.

If he looks OK, I'll kill him.

He has an unlisted address.

- What are you talking about?

- Oh, well, it's the latest thing.

What kind of person

has an unlisted address?

I'll tell you what kind of person.

The kind that doesn't want to be dead.

The kind people are trying

to kill all the time.

- Why are you angry at me for?

- I'm not angry at you.

Then what are you shouting at me for?

Because you're the only one that's here.

I hate it when you get angry.

Oh, Jesus Christ.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

I'm not angry at you.

I love you.

I'm not angry at you.

We can't have a baby in this.

It'll have asthma before it's a month old.

Well, we'll just have to wait

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