Heartbreakers Page #3

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I had no idea you would

evade your responsibilities...

as a U.S. Citizen.

Shut up, Miss Conners.

We've never seen

a dime from you, either.

Look, I know

what must have happened.

You see, I always

assumed that my returns...

were filed by my husband.

Oh...

which one?

Look, just because

I've had some trouble...

with my personal

relationships-

Ms. Conners...

how you earn your money is

of no interest to the I.R.S.

Now, how can I put this in

language you'll understand?

We just want our cut.

How much?

With interest and penalties,

the total comes to $247, 811.

What?

Oh, no, no,

no, no, no.

Ha ha! I'm afraid

that amount is in addition...

to what used to be

in your accounts.

Your latest divorce settlement

arrived this morning.

Thanks.

But that's everything.

It's not all bad.

We give you a full

90 days to pay.

Or...

we move for ward

with criminal charges...

for felony tax

evasion and fraud.

Good luck.

Here's the last of our cash.

1, 150...

1, 170...

1, 190.

That's $1, 300 each.

Wow. Have a nice life

with that, Princess.

- I'll economize.

- Sure.

You can do your own hair,

your own nails.

They actually have some

great shoes at Wal-Mart.

Ugh! All right.

One more con,

but only if we do it right.

What does that mean?

It means no more

small-time crap.

It has to be big.

One big final score

to pay off the I.R.S...

and set me up on my own.

What are you talking about?

Palm Beach.

Palm Beach?

Forget it.

People that rich are

already suspicious.

It's too hard to play.

Palm Beach or nothing.

Too expensive.

Let's find something else.

I am home.

Now, what's the best way

to get a room?

I was thinking

the Trogdon Triangle.

Right. But where are

we going to find...

a trumpet and a talking parrot?

I was thinking of

something simple, traditional.

The Flopper Diver.

No way am I-

Oh!

Oh, my God.

She's cracked

her head open.

Oh, darling!

Oh, careful!

You may be paralyzed.

Call a doctor.

But I'm-I'm sure

she'll be fine.

I think I'm-

Just please let me know if

there's anything else we can do.

Well, you might consider

investing in a mop.

Once again, I apologize.

Now, since we seem...

to have lost your reservation...

we can only let you have

this suite for one night.

Aah!

Uh, then I'm sure we

can work something out.

Could everyone please

just let her rest now?

Yeah. Hey!

Don't you ever flop me

without my consent.

Oh! It had to look

real, Sweetheart.

You fall lousy when

you know it's coming.

I fall fine!

Fake.

Oh, shut up!

Hey! Oh, no!

Cheat!

No, stop!

Hey, boss, just got

3 Camrys in-cherry.

Parts will bring

100 thou easy.

Great.

And the change of

title came through...

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