Heart Like a Hand Grenade Page #3

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# Then I got a muffin for

breakfast #

# And I couldn't choke it down #

# Down, down #

# Then I woke up #

# And Kenny's nuts were in my

mouth #

# T-baggin' a dude #

# Who went to sleep with his

shoes on ain't right #

Look fellas, I broke my first

pedal.

Today.

Found a design flaw in the old

DW equipment.

..like if you're a kid and you

want to drink

it shouldn't be "Don't drink"

-Oh I know. -It should be

"Don't drink MY SH*T!"

-Yeah

-This is how they do it to kids,

they got to teach kids how to

drink responsibly.

Cause that's what they do in

Europe, you know?

They should do like "Ok, alright

"You need to drink water in

between if you're gonna drink

"Enjoy your buzz, don't get

just f***in' shitfaced."

Right now I'm gonna teach kids

how to drink responsibly.

This goes to everyone from the..

what's the average age

where kids start to drink,

about 14?

-4th grade [LAUGHTER]

No, I mean like.. I'm gonna say

8th grade.

-7th -7th and 8th graders,

since you are gonna drink..

-Drink Guinness!

-This is what you do.

Ok, for those of you who want

to start with beer,

it's probably gonna taste a bit

nasty.

So, and don't worry about all

the kids

that are the jocks that are

sayin'

"Oh you p*ssy, you can't

f***in' drink that much, haha"

You gotta drink one beer,

nurse it for a long time, enjoy

the flavor,

then drink some water,

make sure you buy

a 6 pack of water every time you

buy a 6 pack of beer, so water

per beverage.

-Or be near a sink so you can

drink the water out of it.

-It is, isn't it? -I wish I was

doing that, because

the first time I got wasted I

drank

18 cans of Stroh's. [LAUGHTER]

-I'll never forget it.

-Oh yeah you puke for a good 3

or 4 hours.

-Sroh's will make you puke

black!

-Oh yeah I was puking then I

started drinking again

and puking and I left a full

one..

here's my advice, before you

pass out

open one up and leave it in the

refrigerator

and the next morning it'll be

flat and really cold

so that'll get rid of your

hangover immediately

just.. gone. Oh yeah, it's

great.

-Thanks dad.

-So kids, when you get really

hungover

drink some more.

It gives Billy that medieval

look.

-Or that network look, stop it!

People are gonna figure it out.

What? My evil look?

-No, medieval -Medieval?

In the days of yore.

Ok, you wanna see my f***in'

"I'm psycho" look?

Ok, you wanna see my "I wanna

f***in' f*** you"

How about "It's a happy day

today"

-All your looks are the same!

Welcome back to part 5 of the

history of Green Day.

The year was 2004, the year of

the American Idiot, a

masterpiece.

Let's wake the boys up and ask

them a few questions, shall we?

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