Headspace Page #6

Please make sure...

Of course, if you insist.

We're sorry to take up

your time, but...

A double-check

is better than one, right?

Oftentime,

you think you have...

...seen everything,

and then you realize...

...you haven't seen everything.

See? Nothing's missing!

Sit down, please.

- Sit down!

- What's this mean?

We'll explain.

Put your hands on your head...

...and look over there.

He was right,

nothing's been stolen.

He was absolutely right.

You were right.

Now, he's a little bit

less right.

No, no!

Look over there.

That's not very nice, sir!

Over there, I said.

- Conk him on the head!

- That's no place for it.

- You might need it!

- On the head!

No, he's very nice.

- Very polite.

- Very refined.

He's loaded, too!

It's a pleasure to deal

with a man like him.

I mean that!

- A man of distinction...

- Stand up, sir.

Go way over there...

...and kneel.

Good! Now, don't move.

Thank you!

There's some more

down there!

So there is!

Stupid of me to forget.

The plane for Asuncion.

You're late!

Too bad, it's on the runway.

- It's gone?

- It'll take off any second.

When's the next flight?

Tomorrow.

It's gone?

I'm sorry to bother you.

It's about your flight

AS 262 for Asuncion.

Quite by accident,

I've learned...

...that there's a bomb

in the rear luggage bay.

I called to warn you.

No, I can't give my name.

I'm a flight captain and...

No, be reasonable!

I can't give you my name.

At least, I've warned you.

Yes, a bomb.

A bomb.

B... As in boo-boo!

Did you miss

the Asuncion flight?

You're lucky.

It turned back...

...because of a technical problem.

Why don't you give me

your tickets?

- It turned back?

- Technical problem. Is it safe?

- Don't worry, just a check-up.

- It's not serious.

Shall I take your luggage?

- Heaven's on our side.

- We're lucky.

What's meant to be, will be.

Aldo's really getting fat!

What about the other bag!

First, this one under your arm!

You booked my suite?

With bath?

A suite with bath.

Stay behind me!

Behind me!

Who's the boss?

You, Don Maccione.

- You're ogling!

- No.

Cigarette!

Take my coat.

My sunglasses.

Moron!

Stay six feet behind me!

Or I'll send you back to Sicily!

Jackass!

Where are your brains?

What are you looking at?

- Nothing!

- At the girls!

Looking at girls!

Yes, you were.

- Want spaghetti?

- What kind?

- You name it... Ouch!

- Ouch, what?

- Don Maccione!

- Address me by my name.

Wake up, we're almost there!

What's that look for?

Nothing.

Don't forget

that I've met Juarez.

He says the ambassador

is a humanist.

He's wonderful and won't

give us any trouble.

- Coffee, Aldo!

- No coffee.

- No coffee?

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