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He's got me out looking for missing bear traps.

Bear traps?

We put them to keep out coyotes away

from the Hayride.

That sounds scary.

No. They're gone.

Look, how long are you guys

gonna be in town?

Three days.

Three days. Okay.

Well, look, uh, I'm gonna get going,

but I know dad would love to

see you two, so, uh, why

don't you just head back up the path

and take you a left...

Yeah. I remember.

My bad.

No problem, buddy.

You know, maybe if you'd

visit more often, dick...

See you later, man.

-Bye. -Later, cutie.

Ow. Oh, sh*t.

Hey, there, Captain Morgan.

Here you go.

What is it?

Oh, that's the costume.

Okay. What is this?

Is this the, uh... - Mask.

That's the mask?

Look at that.

Are those eyes there?

-What are you gonna do with that? -Aaaaaaaah!

You're crazy. - Yeah, I'm sorry.

I didn't mean to scare you.

Look, I'll give you a ride back, all right?

All right. - How do you walk that far?

Oh, my God.

Ow! Dumbass.

How big is their yard?

Oh, it's huge.

It's a few hundred acres.

Really?

Yeah, most of it it's just woods

all the way back to the river, though.

There he is. Hey! Steven! - How you doing?

Thought you only worked on boats.

Wow! You brought me a present?

Wow. Look at that.

How you doing?

Good to see you, Uncle Morgan.

Good to see you, Steven.

It's been too long. - That's Captain Morgan.

And this is Amanda. -Wow, hey.

Amanda, this is Uncle Morgan.

Hey, Amanda.

Nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you.

Steven told me a lot about you.

He did? Well, he's a liar ...

Whatever he said.

How was the trip?

Oh, not too bad. You know.

Dumb, where the hell have you been?!

You were supposed to be holding

Sam's ladder!

-Oh. -Oh, that's the girls.

That's the Captain Morgan girls.

Here. Look at that.

That one's beautiful. That one's dumb.

They're both pretty, and they're

both a little dumb, you know,

but, I mean, one's slower than the other, and...

Look, I didn't name them, alright?

Yes, you did.

Uh, you'll know

everybody else, though, the whole gang,

except for the high schoolers.

They'll be out tomorrow to help out.

So, what you got going on over at the barn?

Oh, you know, just something

a little new this year.

I mean, is it part of the ride?

Well, yeah, maybe. Maybe.

Maybe. Mm-hmm.

Well, come on.

Let it out.

Oh, all right.

Uh... all right.

I-I shouldn't say anything, but

we're gonna get the riders off

the ride this year and let them

walk through there.

So, like a haunted house?

A little bit.

Well ... can we see it? -Ah...

You can let me see it.

Yeah, well, I ...

You want to see it?

Yeah, let's go. - Oh, well, then, yes.

I couldn't say no to her.

I love you,too, uncle.

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