Hatching Pete Page #5

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Went Good, Huh?

Yeah.

Yeah, I Think

It Went All Right.

I Want Poole Expelled!

He's A Menace!

Hanging From The Girders,

Teasing The Officials.

It's Not Funny

And It's Not Safe.

He Made A Mockery

Of The Team!

Seems To Me The Did A Pretty Good Job

Of That All By Itself.

- ( Chuckles )

- Oh That's Nice, Fred.

That's Great.

Thank You For That.

You Know, I Would Never Say

Something Like That To You.

- I'm Sorry, Coach, I'm Sorry.

- ( Phones Ringing )

But Your Is Just Not Good.

I Don't Know Whether

It's Because The Athletes

Are All Horrible

Or Because You Need

More Practice Being A Coach,

But Let Me Put It This Way--

Right Now, That Chicken

Has Greater Job Security

Than You Do.

( School Bell Rings )

What Up, Fellas?

Good Game Friday Night!

Wow, Poole.

You Got Some Guts.

- Right, Boys?

- Mm-Hmm.

Thanks, Dell.

Guts Kinda Runs

In The Family.

They Actually Called

My Grandpa "Grandpa Guts."

You Might

Want To Consider

A New Career Path,

- Because This One Goes

Straight To The Frying Pan.

- ( Gulps )

That's Funny, Dill--

Frying Pan.

Fried Chicken,

Get It?

- Do You Get It?

- Yes, Floyd, I Get It.

And I'll Be Going Now.

Freeze!

Let Him Go.

Let Him Go.

Let Him Go.

Coach, He Made

People Laugh At Us.

He Belittled Us

And You!

That's His Job.

He's A Mascot.

One Feather On His Scrawny

Little Head Gets Touched,

You Go Three Rounds

With Me, Comprende?

( Whispers )

Comprende?

Understand.

( Grunts )

Okay. Knew That

Was Gonna Happen.

Thanks, Coach.

I Feel Like They Were

Channeling Their Anger

At Me Instead Of Each Other.

That's Just My Theory.

- I Don't Like You, Poole.

- Huh?

And I Don't Like

The Chicken, Get It?

- Okay.

- I Wish I Could Cut

Those Boys Loose,

Play Patty-Cake

With Your Face,

But I'd Lose My Job.

And That Is The Only Reason

You Are Still Upright.

W-What Did I Do

That Was So Bad?

Oh, Don't Play Dumb

With Me, Mop-Top.

You Know What You Did

Out On That Court

And Let's Just Say

Some Feelings Were Hurt.

And Hurt Feelings...

Stink.

( Whimpering )

( Crying )

( School Bell Rings )

( Applauding, Cheering )

( Giggling )

You Were So Funny

Friday Night.

I Will Never

Have A Wrestler

Beat You Up Again.

Ah-Ah-Ah!

Ahem, Well,

It Is Only Fitting

That We Have Our

Chicken Present

- When We Talk About

The Rooster Day Celebration.

- Hi.

I Need Two Volunteers

From This Class

To Be On

The Float Committee.

Oh, Come On, Citizens.

( Groans )

Pete Ivey.

Hey, Pete.

What About You?

This Could Be A Great

Way To Make A Name

For Yourself, Huh?

Think About It.

I'll Volunteer,

Ms. Banfield.

Oh, That Would Be

Wonderful, Angela.

So Then It Is

Angela Morrissey

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