Hatching Pete Page #2

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What?! No!

I Thought You Said That

You Were My Best Friend.

Okay, No Worries

About The Money

And No Hard Feelings

About Filling In For Me Today.

I'm Not Gonna Be The Chicken!

What Is Going On?

Pete, This Isn't Easy

For Me To Admit.

Okay?

Okay...

I'm Dying.

( Snickers )

- You're Not Serious.

- Yes, Pete, I'm Serious.

I'm Dying Inside

Of This Foam Chicken Head.

- Idiot.

- Dude, It's

My Allergies, Man.

Okay, They've

Never Been This Bad.

I Mean, Principal Daly

Got A New Chicken Head

For My Costume.

( Sneezes )

He Thought

The Bright New Colors

- Would Boost School Spirit,

And It's A Fine Plan, Right?

- Yeah.

I Mean, I'm Probably

Gonna Be The First Person

In History To Sneeze To Death.

Then Quit.

You Hate Being The Chicken.

Pete, You Know

I Can't Do That.

Okay, It's My

Family Legacy.

- Don't Go For The Wallet--

- Yes, I'm Going For

The Wallet, Pete.

- I've Seen This--

- Pete, You Made Me Do It.

Me.

My Dad.

My Uncle.

My Other Uncle

I Think That's My Aunt.

My Granddad.

Pete, You're Gonna Have

To Do This For The Grandkids.

I Don't Even Know

What Makes You Think

I Can Be The Chicken.

I Practically Blacked Out

Saying Hi To Your Sister.

Okay, Pete, You Know What?

That's A Sound Argument.

I Really Don't

Want To Get Into It.

Maybe I Came

And Asked The Wrong Guy.

- ( Bell Jingles )

- Okay, Pete, If You

Don't Want To Do It,

I Guess I'll Just

Go Talk To Keith Burke.

You Know He Said

He Would Pay Me

To Let Him Wear

The Chicken Suit.

I Mean, The Guy Knows

It's A Chick Magnet.

- Wait. Wait A Second.

- No, Pete, That's Too Bad.

I Was Even Gonna Offer

To Put In A Good Word

To Camie For You.

You Know, Her And Dill

Are Barely Hanging On

By A Thread.

- Are You Serious?

- Yeah.

And I Know Little Sis

Listens To Big Bro.

I Mean, Come On, Pete.

I Was Gonna Say

A Few Choice Words

On Your Behalf.

Just Think About That.

"Pete 'N' Camie."

That's Catchy.

Now It's Gonna Be

"The Burkemeister

'N' Camie."

It's Tragic.

Poole, I Don't Even--

I Don't Know The Routine.

Pete, Here's

The Routine--

Ya Walk Around,

Ya Flap Your Wings.

Make Sure You Get In All

The School Yearbook Pictures.

Dude, I Don't Know.

I'm An Awful Mascot.

Man.

Listen, I Heard

At Mascot Camp

They Make

A Hypoallergenic Head

For Like 1,000 Bucks.

Dude, I'll Look Into That.

But For Now,

Can You Hook A Buddy Up?

You Know, Poole,

It's Not Exactly My Thing

To Make A Clown

Out Of Myself In Public.

I-- I Usually

Leave That To You.

I Mean, What If Somebody

Finds Out It's Me?

Pete, Dude, I Need

This To Be A Secret

More Than You Do.

Oh, Man.

Come On, Man.

Tommy:

Yes, Rooster Fans,

Another Big Game Today

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