Hart to Hart: Old Friends Never Die Page #2

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I mean, even the cracker,

bromated wheat.

Bromated?

Do you know how many

chemicals they use

to bromate wheat?

I never thought about that.

Probably because it's

too frightening to remember.

What about these?

Fish eggs. Watch as I shudder.

Dirty water, dirty fish.

I guess I'll just settle

for celery.

Sure, if you don't mind

the pesticides.

Who was that?

Reginald Sinders.

What did he write?

Are You Sure You

Aren't What You Eat?

- Are you sure?

- I'm not.

Ah, this can't be too bad.

Try this. There.

There. Delicious.

Uh...

- What is it?

- Watercress. What do you think?

It's not a cheeseburger.

For you, sir.

Cheeseburger.

Thanks.

Best burgers in the city.

You gotta know, I just don't

schlep out here for just anybody.

But I know how you get when

Mr. and Mrs. H leave town.

Keep it between us,

though, squirt,

or we'll both end up

on kibble and water.

Hey ya, squirt. Stop eating

and give me the phone.

Max here. Oh yeah, Duke. Look,

I need a little legwork.

Yeah, I'll fill you in

when I see you.

No way,

you're not getting fries.

- Wow!

- Where are you?

The part where Marjorie

goes into the house alone.

- Oh, I'm not there yet.

- Oh, it's great.

- She goes into the house...

- Oh, no, no. Please don't tell me.

- I'm sorry.

- I want to find out on my own.

- Did you get to the part when they both...

- Jonathan!

I'm sorry.

- How much do you know about this Stacey...

- Jonathan!

Sorry.

I only know that Stacey Rodgers

is one of Alfred Raine's

most successful fiction writers.

Well, I can certainly

understand why.

She takes you on a ride here

that's unbelievable.

- Wow!

- See what I mean?

No, I mean, wow, am I hungry.

I'm gonna get something to eat.

- Can I bring you anything?

- No thanks.

I think I'll stay here

and finish this chapter.

Okay.

Oh, can I help you?

Oh, I got it, thanks.

Oh.

- Eric Roth.

- Jennifer Hart.

I want you to know, I'm not usually

in the habit of refusing help

from such a beautiful woman.

But considering I wrote

I Can Do It Alone,

might look a little funny to these people

if they caught you doing it for me.

Oh, I saw you on television.

Very inspirational.

Yeah, well that inspiration's become

something of an albatross for me.

See, I tried to give handicapped people

a little push and encouragement.

Now, I can't accept

a favor from anybody.

Oh, I see.

Maybe my next book should be

Accepting Help With Grace.

Oh, well, I tell you,

if Grace is ever not around

and I can do anything,

just give me a call.

I'll try to find an excuse,

I promise.

Okay.

The egg rolls are fantastic.

Oh, yummy! Ooh, boy!

Hi there.

Hi... Uh, the water...

Is great.

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