Harry and Walter Go to New York Page #5

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They're coming, Harry!

Harry, they're coming.

Ah, refreshments.

Yes, uh, Walter, would you

kindly open the champagne, please?

And, uh, two very nice

clean glasses, sir.

Excellent.

Carve the lemon

and the onion, Harold.

Right.

My readers will be pleased to know

that you are still in possession

of so much of your hair.

Oh?

Do they think I've lost it?

Surely they are concerned, considering

the recent sale of so many of your

locks of hair as the result

of the advertisement.

Oh! Oh!

- Oh, sir!

- You stupid oaf!

I ought to have you flogged!

I'll get a towel, sir.

You'll take your shirt off

and take it off right now!

No, he will do

no such thing!

How dare you talk to that man

as if he were your slave!

Miss Chestnut,

I'd appreciate it if you'd allow me

to control my servants as I see fit!

No!

Young man, young man,

what is your name?

- What is your name, young man?

- Walter!

- Walter.

- Walter Hill.

Walter Hill.

Yes, and I'm Harry.

I'm Harry Dighby.

Harry Dighby. Hill and Dighby.

Well, Dighby and Hill.

The billing doesn't matter.

- Mr. Hill. Walter.

- Walter.

When you Wait.

Here is a copy

of our newspaper.

Now, when you and your friend

are released from this penitentiary,

I want you to come to New York City,

because we at the Advocate

will help you to find

a new direction to your lives!

Now, Mr. Worth,

if you would care to show me

the remainder of your highly erot...

your highly exotic lodgings,

I would be deeply appreciative,

as I have a train to catch.

Well? Well?

Calmly, calmly,

Miss Chestnut.

Yes.

Calmly, calmly.

This way, please.

- This way.

- Clean it up.

You stupid.

You're stupid!

This, as you can see,

is the bathroom.

What?

Get the camera.

Get the camera.

Get the camera.

- Harry, what

- Bring it over here.

Why?

Hurry. Set it up, set it up.

Oh, silver!

What, you want to take a picture?

What are you gonna take

a picture of, Harry?

Of that.

Are you crazy?

- He'll kill us!

- He will if we don't hurry!

Load this flash thing.

Put a lot of that stuff in there.

- I want a clear picture.

- You're gonna get us...

Why do you always argue

with me when I try to be smart?

- He's gonna flog me.

- Put a lot of it in there!

Hey, what is this thing?

That's to measure with.

Come on, Harry.

Wait! Okay, perfect.

Give me this.

It's so lovely.

On the count of three,

shoot this picture. Ready?

- Harry, let's not!

- It's the chance of a lifetime.

Shoot when I tell a you.

One, two, three, shoot.

Oh!

It's on fire!

Get the champagne bottle!

Open it up and aim! Hurry up.

- Harry.

- Get the champagne.

Now what are they up to?

- Spray the champagne!

- I can't get it open, Harry.

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