Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle Page #3

are girls I have no interest in.

Like Cindy Kim.

Speaking of Cindy,

she called earlier.

One of those Asian clubs she's in

is throwing a party at her dorm tonight.

God, she invites me to everything.

So what? She's kind of f***in' cute.

Let her touch your penis.

Oh, look.

It's the Brothers McFag.

Let me guess... the one

with the purse is the catcher.

Come on, guys, let's get ourselves

some f***ing Mountain Dew.

Extreme!

Yeah, extreme a**holes.

Why do I

have to be the catcher?

Dude, forget about those pricks.

Let's just get some food.

I am so hungry. I'm gonna eat,

like, 20 of those burgers, man.

Dude, f***in' I will see your 20 burgers

and raise you 5 orders of fries.

Dude, give me 35 cents.

What's going on?

It didn't register.

- What?

- Give me 35 more cents.

- I don't have any more change.

- Should I just go through?

No, no, I don't like

breaking the law.

Yeah, I can see that.

Hey, move your ass!

- I'm sorry. Hold on.

- I'm going through.

No, don't.

No. No. Hold on.

Let me walk to a manned tollbooth

and I'll tell them what happened.

- Sorry!

- Move, you f***in' twat!

- What's the f***in' holdup here?

- Sh*t.

Move, you retarded cocksucker!

Move!

- Are you crazy?

- What?

What are you doing?

Why you throwing the weed out?!

- The cops are gonna catch us.

- No, they're not. Not for that.

- Take this exit.

- What?

- Take this exit!

- No!

Dude!

You know,

that was the last of our weed.

Sorry. I get a little

paranoid sometimes.

Now we're in Newark,

of all places.

You know we're

gonna get shot.

Maybe it's not as bad as they say.

Maybe it's just a bunch of hype.

Check it out. Those guys

look like a lame version of us.

- Holy sh*t!

- Holy sh*t!

Let's get the f*** outta here.

- Go! Go! Drive! Drive!

- Yeah, that was your fault.

- F*** you.

- F*** you.

Yo, check it out.

We're almost there.

Thank God. I'm starving.

- Hello, New Brunswick!

- Prepare to gorge yourself.

You know...

We need some tunage for this.

Presets. Use the presets.

Oh, come on, dude,

your whole life is preset.

Try something new.

Where is this place? Isn't it

supposed to be right around here?

- Chill. We'll find it.

- Wait a second... is that the multiplex?

- Yes.

- Sweet!

That means the White Castle

should be right around the corner.

What the hell

is going on, Kumar?

That does not look

like a White Castle to me.

Uh-uh.

Dude, we gotta check this out.

Hey, look here, fellas. You guys gonna

have to order from the drive-thru menu.

What happened to the White Castle?

What?

There used to be a White Castle

right here in this location.

Where is it?

I hate to be the bearer

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