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Why the f*** do I let you in?

- Great.

- Ill get it.

- No, dont answear it!

- What are you scared of?

- Alvy?

- I got to see you.

Sorry to call you so late,

but its important.

Jesus Alvy! Talk to me in

the morning.

No, no no! It has to be now!

Im talking about big bucks! Savy?

Meet me in the yard in one hour

and bring the MARK-13 with you.

- The what?

- Oh no... the skull and bones

- No way Alvy! Forget it.

- Hear me out!

I cant talk on the phone... to many ears.

Meet me in one hour.

MARK-13 project, file number 4371D...

Fairisle Electronics.

Goverment funding to the MARK-13 project

is currently under suspension...

...due to minor problems with the

prototypes insulation system.

Currently its susceptible to high

levels of moisture and humidity.

Designed primarily for harder terrain...

...MARK-13 is self-repairing,

capable of recharging...

...its storage batteries from just about

any powergrid, including the sun.

The MARK-13s strenght lies in its

multifacited combat systems.

Equipped with electronicly activated

weaponary and nightsights...

...the MARK-13 has a choice of using six

primary limbs and three auxiliary limbs.

More legs then a f***ing spider.

See these mighty buildings. It all shall

be thrown down and shattered to splinters.

The earth will shake, rattle and roll. The

masses will go hungry, their bellies bloat.

These are the birth pains.

No flesh shall be spared.

Yeah, thats it brother.

You just keep walking away.

- Yeah.

- Hi baby.

Mo?

- Mo, where are you?

- Hello?

- Hello, this is Mo!

- Who is this?

I told you baby, this is Mo.

Look, I wanna come back.

Im ready to go again. Im hard

again just thinking about you baby.

What you say we try it up the ass, eh?

How about I f*** you with a string

of popcorn up your ass?

Who is this?

Then I pull it out real slow... pop by pop.

You think youd like that?

Think you ready to try the Hershey

Highway, eh? Fill you all the way, eh?

What do you say Jill?

F*** yourself a**hole!

I have a pain... here!

And I see... their... faces!

They are so small and yellow and black.

I want to squeez them!

These are f***ing hippies!

Get right on down to Renos for your

radiation free reindear steaks.

Hurry while stocks last!

The fully armed model storage tubes,

carry an additional chemical weapon.

A cell destroying toxin,

Trifilobim Morphate.

Avaible to you for no extra charge.

Our number smells like applepie.

The drug causes sensory distortion,

followed by death.

Hey, hey, what the f***?

...and even makes the target enemy

enjoy the experience.

To administer the drug, the MARK-13 comes

equipped with a unique needle arrangement.

Alvy!

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