Hard Luck Page #3

more interested in building prisons...

...than investing in the kids.

This is gonna be our last show.

They've taken away our funding,

so we've gotta close the place down.

Yeah, I know.

But don't you let this unravel

all the good work you've done.

For this place, for these kids.

Most of all, for yourself.

You've turned your life around.

You stayed on the path.

I was really looking forward to this,

you know?

Really looking forward to it.

All right, Mr. C.

Good luck to you, young brother.

Hey, you know how we do.

We're in the trenches, baby.

In the trenches.

The b*tches in this piece.

Sir, you're here with

the Rosenbaum's party.

Right this way, sir.

Putting it down.

New Booty Room, to your right.

We got the Oom-Boom Room.

We've got lap dances for $25.

30, if you're a good tipper.

And on the stage right now...

...we got Carmen,

all the way from Cuba.

You gotta love Castro.

She swam over here for you,

ladies and gentlemen.

You know what?

We gotta pay for that education.

Go in your pockets.

No food stamps. No coin.

Just stuff that folds.

Carmen putting it down for you.

Right here in The Cadillac Lounge.

This is DJ Big Cat.

Yeah, go on, girl. Get triple-X with it.

Money to share.

Oh, sh*t. Yeah. What's up, dog?

Come on, you gotta admit it.

I'm as pretty as new money, right?

You look like Tony Montana on crack.

Yeah. Well, you would know.

- What's up?

- Happy birthday.

Thank you very much.

I appreciate it.

- I dressed you well. Look at you.

- Yeah, yeah.

Very nice. Very nice. Let's drink.

Oh, sh*t. You know what time it is?

It's time for some more Cristal

in this b*tch.

Happy birthday toast

to the birthday boy.

So, basically, what's your flavor?

You know, you like vanilla,

chocolate, mocha? Some swirl?

No plastic.

- No plastic.

- Oh, okay.

All right. Brothers like

some genuine junk in the trunk.

I know, I know.

Yo.

Carmen.

Don't you pretend

you don't know me. It's me.

You know, excuse me,

Benjamin Franklin?

You know, come on.

See, my associate over here...

...he ain't never been to Cuba.

Why don't you take him

all the way to C-U-B-A?

Everybody hold their positions.

- We move on my command.

- Roger that.

I'm in love with a stripper.

I'm in love with a stripper,

that's why I'm working here.

Oh, yeah.

That's him right there.

In the black suit.

Bonus.

You can hold my stick too.

You wish.

I thought she liked me.

I mean, baby got ass like

a Shetland pony. Right.

Lucky.

- I want you to meet the owner.

- Why?

Well, you know, he's just a friend.

You know, like that.

No, come on, yo. It's...

I mean, you know,

make me look good here, you know?

- It's my birthday. Come on.

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