
Happy Hunting
- Hello?
Who's this?
Do you speak English?
Habla ingles?
Habla ingles?
Yeah, I'll wait.
Hello?
Yeah, I know her.
But it's been...
Shit.
How did she die?
No, she didn't
have a kid.
Why are you telling
me this?
Wait, wait, you sure
it's mine?
Look, I get that but...
you can call?
Where in Mexico?
Okay.
Okay,
I'll call you back.
- What's up with you?
- I get the shakes.
- That happens if you
go cold Turkey.
- Haven't tried for
a while.
- How do you know
this guy?
- He's all right.
Been working for
big Dave.
- I ain't never seen
you before.
- I ain't been
around long.
- How much you want
for the shit?
- Whatever's fair.
- You hear about Randall?
- What?
- Fat Shirley's Randall?
- No, randal from up
the road.
Old fucking wheelchair
Randall.
- Shit, yeah.
How's old boy doing?
- He dead.
- Get the f*ck out
of here.
- You say this is
good shit?
Let's see if the lady
can dance.
I'll put five minutes
on the clock.
- C'mon, tell me, man.
How he dead?
- Well he won the scratchers,
ten grand.
- No kidding.
- Yeah well you know
his wife?
- Nah.
- Fucking hot.
I mean hot for
Randall at least.
Work down there at the
soap factory.
Man, ain't never any
body seen her so
much in love with the
motherfucker.
She been cooking for him,
and cleaning for him,
sucking on his
old cripple dick
from time to time.
Now the only
problem is,
old Randall started
getting real sick.
Puking over the
side of his wheelchair.
His fucking skin's
turning yellow,
his hair's falling out.
The genius he is,
thinks it's the booze,
so he goes on
the wagon.
But that shit
ain't helping.
into the hospital.
Two days later, the
motherfucker's dead.
Doctors say they found
him filled to the
gills with industrial lye.
- Holy shit!
- Turns out his old lady
been sneaking it
into his food a little
at a time.
Stealing it from the soap
factory.
Angling on taking Randall's
scratcher money.
- Bitches, all of 'em.
- Hey, you got
three minutes left.
The f*ck kind of crank
you trying to
push on us, hombre?
Some advil and baby
laxatives shit?
- That's a solid cook...
- Solid cook?
- Fucking bullshit.
How'd you see this
thing playing out?
You sit the f*ck down!
- I'm getting big Dave
- Shit!
- Hey it's Warren.
I'm driving.
I can be at the border
by Thursday.
Look, I don't know exactly
where I'm going.
I need an address.
I'll call back.
- We're sorry, your call cannot
be completed as dialed.
Please check the number
and dial again.
We're sorry, your call cannot
be completed as dialed.
Please check the number
and dial again.
- This is Warren, again.
Look I'm close to
the border.
In some motel somewhere
in the middle of nowhere.
I need to know where
I'm going.
So until you call me back,
this is as far as I go.
- Just passing through.
Bedford flats?
- Yeah, founded by the
bedford corporation.
Hunting town, used to chase
buffalo out on
the salt flats till they
ran out of steam.
Something they picked up
from the Indians.
- Hunters, huh?
- Not for a long time.
- You're done, Bob.
Want me to get the
sheriff again?
Now finish up and get
on out of here.
Everyone's sick of
your shit.
- Hey bud!
Didn't catch your name.
- Warren.
- Steve.
So are you staying or
passing through?
- Just passing through.
- Wanted to give you
my number.
- Nah, it's cool.
- C'mon man, this isn't some
gay pick up thing.
I'm not coming
onto you,
I just collect
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