Happy Birthday to Me

Synopsis: Virginia Wainwright is a spirited young woman who has returned to a private school having survived a deadly accident and regenerative brain surgery. She is proud that she belongs to the Top Ten - the school's inner circle with the best students - and attempts to resume a normal life. But her friends are falling prey to a grueling series of murders, and soon there will be no one left to attend her 18th birthday party. Could it be her? Striving to rekindle the memory of her nightmarish accident, Virginia suffers from memory loss and traumatic blackouts. We soon learn the horrible truth behind her accident and what is going on before her birthday party...
Director(s): J. Lee Thompson
Production: Columbia Pictures
  3 nominations.
Rotten Tomatoes:
110 min



Winston, just stop it!

Bad boy!

Sit down! Now, sit!

Mrs. Patterson.

Bernadette O'Hara,

do you have any idea what time it is?

Where are you going?

I was just going up to the village

to meet some of the kids at the inn.

You mean the second home

for the Crawford Top Ten, don't you?

Isn't that what the elite of the

senior class like to call themselves?

Well, I guess so.

I beg your pardon?

Yes, Mrs. Patterson.

Do you know, Bernadette,

if you and the other

so-called members of the Top Ten

would spend half the time on your

books that you do down at that inn,

you could all be

in Harvard tomorrow.

Yes, Mrs. Patterson.

Just be sure you're back

before midnight.

Come along, Winston.

Take mommy home. Come on.

Come along, Winston.

Give mommy head.

Help me! Help me!

Help me! Help!

Help me.

Leave me alone!

Help me.

It's you.

Thank God.

Thank God.

Please help me.

Please, somebody's trying...

God, please, no more!

No class, these Americans.

Gee, thanks a lot.

Amelia, I'm getting mad.

These guys are really pissing me off.

Greg, just settle down, okay?

Etienne, you know Bernadette's

going to be here any minute.


I finally made it.

- Hi, Virginia.

- Hi.

What is this, a convention?

- Where's Bernadette?

- I don't know.

I can't fend him off much longer.

From out of the fog it comes!

What's this?

Who's that?

Come on, guys.

Grow up, okay?

Alfred, come sit by me.

How's the midnight taxidermist


Hey, Alfred, get stuffed.

Hey, Alfred, did you bring George?

Sure, I brought George.

Here, come on, George.

Come on, come on.

Say hi to George, everybody.

Hi, George.

Let's start the whole thing

all over again.

- That's it. I've had it!

- Greg!

- Five bucks says he creams him.

- You're on.

- You're really asking for it, man!

- Sit down.

What's with you, kid?

Thank you.

Can I buy you a drink?

Alfred, you know the rule.

We all buy our own.

Let's get George a drink.

Yeah, I know the rule.

But I'd like to buy you a drink.

Let me hold him.


You jumped?

Hi, cutie.

Mr. Grand Pooh-Bah, sir!

My apologies for the gross

misbehaviour of my colleague.

Ingrid, a steiner

for the Grand Impotate.

That's damn big of you, kid.

Thanks a bunch.

Where's George?

What happened to George?

- I'm sorry, I dropped him.

- What?

I dropped George.

Oh, no! George! George!

George! George! George!

A special for His Eminence.

As a token of our friendship

and esteem, Your Wizardship.

That's damn big of you.

Your next round's on me.

Jesus Christ, it's a rat!

Time to go, kiddies.

Get them! Get them! Get them!


Get them!

Get them!

You'll pay for this, you creeps!

You'll pay!

Go! Go! Go!

Everybody, just calm down.

The game!

Come on, everybody,

let's play the game!

You're on.

- Greg!

- Get in.

- I thought I was with you.

- Just get in!

I'm going to call

your headmistress about this!

Don't forget your numbers.

I go first.

- I'm second!

- Third!


And you're last, Greg!

And 20 bucks

says you got no balls.

Just watch me, a**hole.


Remember, you scumbag,

that's 20 bucks! Cash!

F*** it!

No! No, Greg, no!

Stop the car!

It's too high!


He made it.

Let go of me, Virginia!

- We made it!

- I don't want to die!

No! Stop!

- Stop it! You'll kill yourself!

- For Christ's sake, hold on to her!

- Virginia!

- I want out!

Come back!

- Ginny, come back!

- Virginia!

Greg, unbelievable jump, man!

- What's wrong with Virginia?

- I don't know. She freaked out.

You dumb sh*t,

you could've killed her!

You're the one

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