Happy Bhag Jayegi Page #4

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Come on, stop.

How much? - I'm going to charge you the entire fare.

30 rupees. - Here.

Gandhiji...in Lahore. - Adjust for now.

Pay me with Pakistani notes, and let me go.

Take this...and give me some Pakistani notes.

What will I do with this fake bracelet?

I want my 30 rupees.

I am giving you gold practically free...and you're showing attitude.

Are you giving? Or should I make a scene?

Give me my fare. - Fine, don't give me any notes.

Get lost. - Not so easily.

I am already in a bad mood.

Don't mess with me - I'm going to leave with my fare.

Everyone is getting on my nerves since this morning.

Move aside or else I will slap you.

Hand me my money quietly

What's the problem?

Sir, she isn't paying the rickshaw fare...

...and asking me for money instead.

Hold on...show me those notes.

Ahh Mahatma Gandhi!

I wish Mahatma Gandhi was in Pakistan!

This isn't mine, it belongs to him. - She's such a liar!

Wait a minute...these Indians think we Pakistanis are stupid.

You've been sent here by some new technique of spying, right.

Sir, I am Pakistani. I live close-by. Really close-by.

Where? - In the lanes of Ballimara.

Balli...

Ballimara?

Sounds familiar.

Exactly...it's in Lahore.

Aah hah...it's not in Lahore. It's in Delhi.

It's Mirza Ghalib's neighborhood.

I wish Mirza Ghalib was in Pakistan as well.

Sir, we have Illama Iqbal. - Who?

Illama Iqbal. - Yes, of course.

You see, lady...you're giving me a great opportunity...

...to fulfill the biggest dream of my life.

My desire to catch an Indian spy is finally complete.

Alhumdulillah! -Alhumdulillah!

Amjad. - Sir.

Make the spy sit in the car. - Yes Sir.

Hey...

Usman Afridi...

Shahid Afridi's uncle huh?

Do you know who you are arresting?

I am the guest of Lahore's most respected family.

Javed Ahmed...ex-Governor.

Have you heard his name?

So...are you Mr. Senior's...

No, Junior. I am his son's guest.

The special kind.

Amjad. - Sir.

Please ask the spy to respectfully get in the jeep. - Sir.

Please come. Sit

Do you have a mobile phone?

Brother, should I get Kartar's boys too?

Brother, Guddu.

Guddu.

Catch him.

Where's sister-in-law Happy?

Where's Happy?

Where is she? We're asking you!

Get lost. You bloody....

Where is my Happy?

Father, I've been looking all over for her myself

How dare you lie you swine? You lying swine!

I swear on Happy, she is not with me.

Honestly, father.

So she isn't with you? - No.

Now...this is a new problem.

This is the highlight.

She was supposed to marry me...elope with him...

...but she fled with someone else.

Wow!

Your Happy's quite a character... - Bagga. Mind your language!

I should mind my language?

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