Happily Ever After Page #4

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Thank you, Fairy Godmother.

Remember, it all ends at midnight.

Move it.

You are in so much trouble!

And what are you gonna do about it?

Turn me into a frog, Mr. Wizard?

Do you even know what

you could have done?

Yeah, yeah. I know. I could have knocked

over the scales of good and evil...

and changed the destiny of

every character in Fairytale Land.

Blah, blah, blah.

But I didn't!

Hiya, boys.

Ouchy mama!

What's doing?

Frieda?

So this is where it all happens.

And all this time

I thought it was fate.

- You can't be up here.

- What is she doing here?

I didn't order a stepmother.

Come here, cutie.

Show me those magic arts.

Come on, big boy. Teach me.

I kind of go for these

power-mad, villainous, evil women.

She thinks I'm the wizard.

We don't really do workshops.

Maybe you can come back

another year?

This operation's about to

have a hostile takeover.

Just call it a little power play.

Man, she is good!

- I mean bad.

- Get out!

Or I'll zap you into a toad!

- Can you zap?

- Just watch me.

Baby, I think you're

all yap and no zap.

Okay.

Now we're flying. I guess when you say

"zapping," you mean "flying."

Shut up and drive! I'll open the portal

and get the boss!

He'll fix everything!

- Don't let her get the staff!

- Let go of it, you little freak.

No air bags?

Oh, gosh!

Mayday! Mayday!

We're going down.

Ouch! Fire! Burning!

- Hot. Hot, hot. Hot.

- Prepare for grievous bodily harm!

Warn me next time you zap.

You should totally

fall in love with me!

- Nuh-uh. Me.

- I read a book once.

A very interesting book.

- Who is that?

- Nice slippers.

Her feet are so tiny.

She's perfect.

- Where is she from?

- She's beautiful.

What's wrong?

I detect the strangest smell

of pumpkin.

I like pumpkin.

Welcome to

the worst moment of my life.

So far.

Let's see.

Which of my toys

should I play with first?

Warm.

What's this?

My, Grandma.

What big eyes you have.

All the better

to see you with, my dear.

And what big yellow teeth you have.

The better to eat you with!

Here they are again.

Interesting.

Now let's see if-

Rapunzel, Rapunzel,

let down your hair!

I wonder what happens if I just-

Ow.

Ow! I'm on my keys.

It's so easy!

Just the touch of a finger.

A pajama party.

You have but three chances

to guess my name...

and if you fail,

your baby shall be mine!

- Fabio?

- Nope.

- Beelzebub?

- No.

Rumpel... masashi?

Rock-a-bye-bye, baby.

Hey. That's my house.

And...

Ella?

Hey, you gotta be kidding me.

That little-

She gets the prince...

and the palace, and I get nada?

Zilch?

Nothing?

Uh-uh. No way!

Not while I'm in charge!

Left, right, left.

Left, right, left.

Left, right, left.

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