Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters Page #3

Your plan's working.

Did you bring the preparations?

Of course, Muriel.

Oiled frogs,

fattened on possum maggots.

And Carpathian nightshade,

deadly to the touch, most rare.

And, Muriel,

we brought something to test it with.

Open your mouth.

Open!

Swallow, little pig!

He's ready.

It's working.

It's not even warm.

Muriel, this could change everything.

It will change everything.

We will be invincible.

Take it out.

Take it out! Take it out!

It's of no use if it doesn't last.

I can make it last.

Forever.

Where are we going?

We're almost there.

Hey.

Hey.

I just had this really weird dream.

- Oh, yeah?

- Yeah.

About what?

I think it was about our mother.

We don't talk about that.

Go to sleep.

What do you think? Boy, girl?

Okay. Here you go. I'll take this.

A little small for you, maybe.

Oh, hello.

No, this, this is...

This is not for me.

So, how goes the witch hunting?

It's good. Witch hunting's good.

It's strange being among these people.

Yeah?

If you hadn't come,

they'd have burned me alive.

Yeah, well, I probably

would have let them,

but I'm old-fashioned that way.

My sister, however,

requires a little bit more evidence

before someone gets roasted.

Have you ever come across a witch

that you didn't want to kill?

No, never.

The only good witch is a dead witch.

Can you hold this?

Are you all right?

Yeah.

When I was a kid,

a witch made me eat

so much candy, I got sick.

Something happened to me.

I have to take this injection

every few hours or else I die.

You have the sugar sickness.

I actually know a thing or two about it

if you ever need any help...

it's all right.

- So...

- I'm fine.

It was good seeing you.

Yeah.

You're very handsome.

And no man in this town

will walk with me.

And you have

my pumpkin.

L... l have to go.

See you.

It'll all be perfect.

Daddy! Daddy, please help me! I'm lost!

Daddy, please!

Please help me! I'm lost!

Daddy, I'm scared!

I'm alone in the woods!

I can help you, little boy.

Sweet little boy.

Please help me!

Daddy! I'm scared!

I'm alone in the woods!

Please help...

You move, you die.

Get her wand.

Will you stop that?

I like your toys.

They have brought

a live witch into my office!

They need to interrogate her.

That's all there is to it. Now...

Good night, Sheriff.

Hey, wake up.

What is she doing?

I have no idea.

I see them.

Is she there?

That Gretel b*tch?

Yes, under the moon,

over the sheriff,

in the town.

There she is.

Good morning, sunshine.

You tell us what we want

and this might not end up

being the most painful night of your life.

Why don't you two go f*** yourselves?

No, no, better, f*** each other.

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