Hannah Montana: One in a Million Page #4

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Ready for lnternational Relations Week?

Oh, totally. My country,

Okenland, is ready to rock.

We've got, uh,

we got gorgeous beach, gorgeous girls,

and our main export is love. (chuckl)

Good for you.

Want to hear about Sarahtopia?

Not really.

Our national color is green,

we use only alternative fuels

and our chief export is mulch

made from our own waste products.

- You have an army?

- No.

(whispers) Good luck.

You won't be so smug when your people

get sick of paying $ 1 8

for a gallon of gas, revolt

and hang you by your thumbs.

Bye.

- Blocking my locker.

- You're blocking mine.

Show some (Southern accent)

Southern hospitality and move.

Assert your independence and move me.

OK, what are you two arguing

about this time?

Did somebody forget their

friendship week-aversary?

We don't have week-aversari anymore

because we are no longer friends.

And this would've been our 200th

and Lilly would've gotten that

charm bracelet she wants. Oh, well.

Well, l don't need prents

from someone who insults my family.

- l insulted your family?

- Thanks for admitting it.

l wasn't finished!

Check-grabbing mother...

- (gasps)

- Your ''me man, you woman'' pappy.

You know what you two need? A vacation

on the beautiful beach of Okenland.

- Wear a bikini, get a free churro.

- This isn't funny!

- This isn't funny!

- l said it first.

l can sing. Ha!

''l can sing. Ha!''

Welcome to the first day

of lnternational Relations Week.

(plays fanfare on kazoo)

Today, four nations

will demonstrate world trade.

Which will they be?

Well, we have Okenland,

Sarahtopia, Lillitania and...

Somebody else, somebody else,

somebody else, somebody else.

Hello! Milantis!

Uh, you know, uh,

today is a Milantian holiday.

Banks, post office, all closed.

Please rpect our tradition.

Yeah, her old, backwards traditions.

Then again, Milantis is always ready

to stand up for what it believ in.

And those beliefs will be tted

in today's debate

over a big pile of fish!

Ooh, sorry they're a little ripe.

l'm on a teacher's salary.

Now, you four nations

border the Corellian Sea.

Milantis has had an excellent

fishing season and, holy mackerel,

owns all the fish.

What will you do to get what you need?

Let's start trading.

Well, my country

harns the power of wind.

We could trade you energy for fish.

Or l could just give you the fish,

because in Milantis,

that's the classy thing to do.

Well, in Lillitania,

we don't take handouts.

We like to pay for our own fish

and half the tip!

lt's not a handout.

lt's a generous, loving gture

from the people of Milantis.

l wouldn't expect you

to know about that

since you are

from Lilly-tiny-brainia.

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