Hannah Gadsby: Nanette Page #3
- Year:
- 2018
- 69 min
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I said, "No...
No, Grandma.
No, I don't have time for boyfriends."
Plural.
Confident, wasn't I? "But
if I had time, heaps!"
And she said, "Ah, well, you never know.
One day you might walk around
the corner, and there he'll be!"
"Mr. Right," she called him.
And I have been approaching
every corner with caution
since then.
No offense to Mr. Right,
if you are out there.
But you're also Mr. Very Very Too Late.
'Cause I've done quite a lot of
work on this lesbian situation here
and I don't imagine I've got a
tight turning circle on identity.
Imagine the feedback.
Do you know what I reckon my problem is?
I don't lesbian enough.
Not in the scheme of
my existence. Not a lot.
I mean, I keep my hand in.
I'll be sprinkling it
throughout the show.
Keep your feedback forms to yourselves.
No, I mean, if you were to plot
my week, I don't... Not a lot.
Not a lot of lesbian-ing... gets done.
I cook dinner more. I cook
dinner way more than I lesbian.
But nobody every introduces me
as "that chef comedian," do they?
I should quit. I'm a disgrace.
What sort of comedian can't
even make the lesbians laugh?
Every comedian ever.
That's a good joke, isn't it? Classic.
It's bulletproof, too.
Very clever, because it's funny...
because it's true.
The only people who don't think
it's funny... are us lezzers...
But we've got to laugh...
because if we don't...
proves the point.
Checkmate.
Very clever joke.
I didn't write that.
That is not my joke.
It's an old... An oldie.
Oldie but a goldie. A classic.
It was written, you know, well
before even women were funny.
And back then, in the good old days,
lesbian meant something
different than it does now.
Back then, lesbian
wasn't about sexuality,
a lesbian was just any
woman not laughing at a man.
"Why aren't you laughing? What are
you? Some kind of lesbian?" Classic.
"Go on. You gotta laugh. Lighten up.
Stop taking everything so seriously!
F***ing learn to take a
joke. You need to lighten up.
I'll tell you what you need to
lighten up. You need a good dicking.
Get a cock up you! Drink
some jizz! You know?"
Actual advice?
It's counterproductive.
I do think I have to quit comedy though.
And seriously. I know it's
probably not the forum...
to make such an announcement, is it?
In the middle of a comedy show.
But I have been questioning...
you know, this whole comedy thing.
I don't feel very
comfortable in it anymore.
You know... over the past year,
I've been questioning
it, and reassessing.
pause and reassess.
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