Hangover Part 2, The Page #3

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Is that okay with you?

Well, it's just the first time I've heard of it.

You could have paged me.

Don't overreact. it's gonna be fine.

Hey. Mind if I sit?

- Wolf pack only. Find another chair.

- There's no wolf pack, Alan.

- Come on.

- It's no problem. I can find...

- Don't be ridiculous. You're sitting here.

- Careful. That's a Louis...

That is a Louis Vuitton.

TEDDY:

Thanks.

That's a nice neck roll.

Thanks. You can use it if you want.

Okay.

LAUREN;

Baby! Hi! on, my God!

STU:

Ah.

- How was your trip?

- It was long, but good.

STU:
This is so absolutely beautiful.

Thank you so much.

Of course.

Between Teddy and me,

you must be pretty excited.

Pretty soon you'll have two doctors

in the family. Ha, ha.

You have to realize that in my country, we

don't consider dentist to be real doctors.

Dad.

Okay.

Anyway, I have to go and talk to Teddy

about his cello performance tonight.

See you.

- Ouch.

- I'm so sorry.

Your dad's kind of obsessed

with your brother.

LAUREN:

Teddy is my dad's prized possession.

It's always been that way.

He'll warm up. I promise. Okay?

ALAN:
If you just fax it over to me,

I'll pick it up from concierge.

Okay. Ha, ha. Thanks, Pa Pa.

Bye-bye.

That was, uh, my dad.

I'm a stay-at-home son.

We were discussing your wedding gift.

He's sparing no expense.

Oh, that's so unnecessary.

I've been, uh, meaning to ask.

I noticed it's a fishing village.

Is there a Long John Silver's

on the island?

You know, no, I don't think so.

I'm so sorry.

But we are actually sewing

some great fresh seafood.

- Better than Long John's'?

- Yes.

I'll be the judge of that.

Enjoy your evening.

You too. Okay.

All right.

Thank you, Teddy.

The hands of a brilliant musician...

and one day, a great surgeon.

I admit it.

When I first met Stu, I was not quite sold.

[STU SNICKERS

AND ALL CHUCKLE]

He seemed unattractive.

He lacked intelligence and imagination.

He was missing that spark

you look for in a man.

But then I look into Stu's eyes.

He reminded me of my sweet brother,

Chaiyo.

For those who do not know...

Chaiyo is learning-disabled

and lives in a group home.

But Chaiyo loves chok.

And that's when I realized...

Stu is chok.

What's chok?

Chok is soft white rice

in lukewarm water.

It has no taste.

We feed it to small baby

and very old people.

It is nourishment

that everyone can digest.

The world needs chok.

Just as the world needs people like Stu.

To my sweet daughter and Stu.

Congratulations.

PHIL:
Hear, hear.

DOUG:
Cheers, guys.

And now I believe that Teddy

has something to say.

Sit down. I got this.

Sit down, boy.

That was, uh, a great speech, sir.

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