Hammer of the Gods Page #3

You win... I'll tell you

everything you want.

I win... you drink.

You drink all three... You lose

and you're mine for the night,

to do with as I see fit.

Ah.

First to fold or break.

Begin!

Come on, steinar.

- Come on, steinar.

- Put your shoulder into it.

- Take him, steinar.

- Come on, steinar.

- Come on.

- Take him.

Drink up, little prince.

That'll put hairs

on your ball sack.

Tell me you have a plan.

Shall we go again

while our c*cks are still hard?

First to fold or break.

- Begin.

- Come on.

- Put your shoulder into it.

- Come on.

Come on! Come on.

Come on, steinar.

- Oh, f***!

- F***.

Two down,

one to go.

What chance now, princess, hmm?

Jokul, your belt.

Give me your belt, quick.

Your belt.

Good, steinar. The serpent

will protect you.

With the gods on your side,

you can't lose. Hmm?

Yeah.

We've got your back.

You know that.

But the only way we'll stop

him is if we kill him.

Ahh.

I am looking forward to making

a woman out of you, princess.

Oh, don't look so sad.

You might even enjoy it.

First to fold or break.

Begin.

Come on, steinar, push!

Come on, break

his f***ing wrist.

Come on! Come on!

Oh. Oh. Argh!

Ooh ooh.

Ooh.

What did you say your name was?

Steinar.

You're an a**hole, steinar.

I like a**holes.

I didn't leave out of choice.

I became persona non grata.

That's Latin.

Hakan taught me that.

He's a prodigious man,

a great man really.

How come you're

not with him now?

You kill people in battle...

They love you for it.

Make a mistake

with a couple of boys...

They treat you like a leper.

You all right there, princess.

Feeling the 'shrooms-s-s-s?

Ah, hakan's not the man he was.

Not a man at all really.

You see, we're...

We're all this,

but he...

He's all that up there,

all around us.

Do you think he is just gonna

pack up and follow you,

rule the people

that banished him?

Why would he even speak

to you, look at you?

He already knows you're coming.

Then he won't mind...

If you tell us

where he is.

But if I do that,

you're going to die.

Well, everybody has to die.

Oh.

Oh, f*** it, princess,

I'll do better than tell

you where he is.

I'll take you there myself.

Why the hell not?

Why the f***ing hell not, hmm?

Ah.

Helps you see through the clouds,

to find the sun.

- Is it magic?

- No such thing as magic.

It's inscribed.

Yeah. Who taught you to read?

I was at a monastery.

They taught me...

Many things.

Here, here you go. Have this.

You blow it.

Boneless says

there's a runestone

two days from here

at the edge of a forest

at the foot

of the Western mountains.

Says he'll take us there

and the runes will lead us to hakan.

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