Halloween II Page #5

... author of The Devil Walks

Among Us, in stores October 31 st.

Thank you all and welcome.

I think you can all see quite clearly here

that Michael's psychotic perception...

...is in complete denial about his

own mother's suicide

Freud would certainly have a field day

with that little one, wouldn't he?

So it is the fate of all of us...

...to direct our first

seXual impulses towards our mothers...

...and our first murderess hatred

against our fathers.

Now, in Michael's case,

I became the surrogate father.

The last father

in a long series of fathers.

Well, has anybody

got any questions at all?

Yes, sir. Yes. Please.

You never really made it clear whether

you believe it was nurture or nature...

...that contributed

to Michael's condition.

I would like to answer it, in part,

by quoting...

...the great George Bernard Shaw...

...with a little Loomis twist

at the end.

He says:
"In the arts of life,

man invents nothing.

But in the arts of death,

he outdoes nature herself...

...and produces,

by chemistry and machinery...

...all the slaughter of plague,

pestilence, famine"...

...and Michael Myers.

Well, sorry, but I like that little one.

That's my own little twist.

Yes, ma'am?

Do you feel personally responsible for

the deaths of as many as 15 victims?

I have tremendous sympathy

for all the families involved.

And do I personally feel responsible?

Ma'am, no, I do not.

And I've said that many times.

It's just awful and...

...I was very nearly a victim myself.

I'm not a psychic Sherlock Holmes

playing Superman.

Since the authorities haven't

been able to produce a body...

...do you think Michael

is alive or dead?

Will he kill again?

Here we go again.

Look, let me make things

nice and sparkling clear.

Michael Myers is f***ing dead!

Now, do you brain-dead

gossip mongers...

...want me to spell it out for you?

D- E-A-D!

Michael.

Halloween is coming.

You have to get ready.

We are counting on you

to bring us home this year.

I won't let you down.

I know you won't, baby.

I love you, Mama.

I love you too, Michael.

It's that same guy who's been coming.

You seen him before?

- Yeah, it's the same bum.

- Stealing our sh*t.

- I'd recognize him anywhere, Daddy.

- Motherf***er.

Can't have drifters just coming in here

and taking whatever they want.

What y'all gonna do?

Hey. Hey, hey, hey.

Shut up, Ivan. We see him.

Let's do it.

You're just gonna scare him.

- Daddy, what the f***?

- Safety.

Hey, you stupid, slimy dick.

I told you if you came on this land

again, I'd beat the f*** out of you.

What the f*** you think

you're doing here?

As big as he is dumb, man.

Look at that.

He's about 7-foot of f***-tard.

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