Halloween H20: 20 Years Later Page #3

Besides, somebody has to stay behind and

watch over the three or four outcasts.

Oh, good morning, Miss Tate.

- Morning, Norma.

- Your mail and messages are

on your desk,

along with the

new quarter budget, and oh,

surprise, surprise, the drains in the

girls' shower room are clogged again.

- Can I talk to you alone

for one second ?

- But, l-l called the plumber,

and he assured me that

he will be here as soon as he can--

Thank you, Norma.

Thank you very much.

Wait. Wait, wait, wait.

Place of employment.

I'm sorry, l-l just--

I needed a fix.

- We still on for lunch ?

- Uh-huh. 1:
00.

You are, without a doubt,

the most amazing,

challenging woman

I have ever met.

And what's wrong now ?

Can you just stop with the

Keri analysis just once, please ?

You can do it tomorrow,

all you want.

But please, can I just

have today off ?

- Whatever you want.

- Thank you.

- Lunch. Don't forget.

- 1:
00.

Uh--

"He turned, just in time

to see her enter the room,

with her long, slender legs

that climbed high up her skirt,

Ieading to two tumultuous,

round, melon breasts."

Round melon what ?

Now why do you want

to label it like food ?

A-And what kind of melon

you talkin' about ?

Cantaloupe ? Watermelon ? What ?

Baby, it's fiction ! People like

to read descriptive adjectives.

- It sets the scene.

- It's stupid is what it is.

It's sensual

and romantic.

Ronny, it's unrealistic. This whole

writing career is unrealistic.

Ronny, it's unrealistic. This whole

writing career is unrealistic.

Hey, we're married now,

baby, we gotta get serious.

- This is serious.

- Honey, I been patient,

but this writing thing...

just ain't takin' off, and I want

a baby before I get so old...

- I can't get my butt back.

- You gotta give me a chance, honey.

I have to express myself creatively.

We payin' the bills, aren't we ?

- Uh ! F*** me ! Sh*t !

- What ?

Not you, honey. Hold on for a sec.

You scared the sh*t out of me !

Sorry, Ronny.

I gotta ask a favor, man.

- I'm not lettin' you out of here.

- Aw, come on, man.

- Jus-Just for lunch. Please.

- Look, your mom told me...

the next time I let you loose,

I was gonna be fired.

- Look, man.

I got a date with Molly tonight.

- Mm-hmm.

And I want to make it special.

What do you say ?

Look, I promise I'll be back

for afternoon classes.

Huh ? I just want

to get a gift.

Come on, man, have a heart.

No. No. Can't do it.

Aw, come on, man.

Okay, how about this ?

- You accidentally press the gate.

- Mm-hmm.

And when you have

your back turned, we sneak out.

Ronny, don't you get your ass fired--

- Don't you do me wrong, okay ?

- Not a chance, man ! Cool.

- All right.

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