Halloweed Page #2

[Gagging]

[disappointed sighs]

Gnarly, dude.

That was gnarly.

He's dead.

[Cheering]

Woo, alright!

Come on bro, I can't not get

in on the high five parade.

You know I love

high fives.

This concludes today's

festivities...

Well, that was fun.

So, let's get

something to eat.

What are you feeling?

I'm thinking barbecue?

Yeah, I kind of

lost my appetite.

I'm gonna go get some weed.

I'll see you in

a little bit.

[Moaning]

[corny jazz music]

d

Oh, would you move?

[moaning]

Oh, is it too much?

Oh yeah, oh yeah...

[moaning]

What the f***, Sandy?

That's it?

I haven't...

finished?

Yep, I got what I wanted.

And that's all you're ever

good for, and you know what?

You're not even

good for that.

You're useless.

You're a loser, just like that

deep-fried daddy of yours.

Oh, and T?

Finish yourself off.

And I'd get used to that.

We're done.

B*tch.

And T, you'd better

finish yourself off.

Choke on your popcorn,

you a**holes!

I need you to finish

it for me, Trent.

Finish my work!

Don't you feel it?

Avenge my death!

You're useless.

Just like your deep

fried daddy.

I did it and I'd do it again.

Let's get something to eat.

What are you feeling?

I'm thinking

barbecue.

[intense music]

d

[calm music playing on TV]

d

[heartbeat]

[peaceful music]

d

[Laughs]

Like what you see?

What is this place?

Oh, this is the

place of intrigue.

This is the place

of your dreams.

This is the place

to get away.

Am I still alive?

Were you ever?

[music]

d

Can you see me, Trent?

Can you see me?

Trent, are you there?

Trent?

Trent, wake up buddy?

You there, you there?

Okay, you're alive.

What the hell happened?

Well, looks like you got

really dumb and tried to

off yourself, but luckily

all you ate was Sandy's

estrogen medication, so

the worst that could

happen is you'll grow

some tits on your balls.

Why does she have

this, anyway?

You don't wanna know.

Joey... I saw heaven.

Was there a bunch

of big black d*cks?

Ew, no, I said heaven.

Anyway, there was this big

jolly man in a white suit,

and the most beautiful

woman I've ever seen.

Oh, you probably fell

asleep to this commercial

that was on pause all night.

Hi, and welcome to

Mooseheart, the greatest

town in America!

And I should know, because

I'm an American Sweetheart.

You know, some have called

me the king of Mooseheart.

A few have even

bowed at my feet.

I'm just happy to be a part

of this beautiful community.

So come on down

to Mooseheart.

[Laughs]

We have cell towers now!

And indoor plumbing.

-Soon!

-Soon!

Mooseheart.

That's it!

That's it!

Mooseheart?

That shithole town?

You're better off trying

to commit suicide again.

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