Hairspray Page #4
The Taj Mahal of joke shops.
Heh heh heh heh!
Back step, cha-cha-cha.
Side step, front step.
Back and turn.
Front step, cha-cha-cha.
Tammy, sharper.
Side step, front step.
Back, again.
Oh, my God, Penny, there's Link.
Link!
Penny, pinch me!
Ow!
You told me to.
I can't believe I'm really here auditioning.
Side step, front step.
I can't believe I'm really
here watching you audition.
Front step, cha-cha-cha.
Back step, cha-cha-cha.
Side step, front step.
Back and t-oh, Amber.
Look at this motley crew.
Oh! This town sure has gone downhill...
since I was crowned
Miss Baltimore Crabs.
Ugh.
# Oh, my God,
or completely deranged #
# But time seemed to halt #
# When I was Miss Baltimore Crabs #
Amber, that move is far too dirty.
Mother, wake up from
that dream of yours.
- This isn't 1930.
- Ha ha ha.
# You can laugh but life's a test #
# Don't do this, don't do that #
# Remember, Mother knows best #
# For the crown's in the vault #
# From when I won Miss Baltimore Crabs #
# These steps are perfect ammunition #
# Let me show you how your mommy
dear took out the competition #
Girls, go get 'em.
Boys, let's rumba.
# Those poor runner-ups might
still hold some grudges #
they'd win if a plate #
# They would spin in their dance #
Aah!
# Not a chance
Boys, put me down #
Oh, good morning, ladies.
Let's see what you got.
# Twist, twist, twist, twist
mashed potato, mambo #
# Ready, begin #
# On my show you'll never find #
# A thrusting hip or bump and grind #
# What's that?
A dance for fleas and ticks? #
# Oh, you should-a seen my bag of tricks #
# Oh, I hit the stage batons ablaze #
# But that triple somersault #
# Is how I clinched
Proceed.
# Are you scared we're on live? #
# No, I'm sure I can cope #
# Well, this show isn't broadcast in #
# Cinemascope #
# I never drank one chocolate malt #
# No desserts for Miss Baltimore Crabs #
# This one will never get a date #
# In those hand-me-down clothes #
# Ha! Kid, she'll never get a date
till Daddy buys her a new nose #
# I would say "Oy, gevalt" #
# If I wasn't Miss Baltimore Crabs #
# Do you dance like you dress? #
# Amber, there's no need to be cruel #
# Would you swim
in an integrated pool? #
I sure would.
I'm all for integration.
It's the new frontier!
Not in Baltimore, it isn't.
And may I be frank?
# First impressions can be tough #
# And when I saw you, I knew it #
# If your size weren't enough #
# Your last answer just blew it #
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