Hair

- You got all your stuff?

- Yeah.

When you get there,

be sure and call us.

- We want to know where you are.

- All right.

- How are you fixed for money?

- I'm okay.

You better take this 50...

in case you run

into a little trouble.

You never know what's gonna happen

between here and there.

Thank you.

Boy--

Don't worry too much.

It's just the smart people

that have to worry.

The Lord will take care

of the ignorant ones.

- You paying attention?

- Right.

See you.

Any person who alters...

forges, knowingly destroys...

knowingly mutilates...

or in any manner

changes this certificate...

may be fined not to exceed $10,000...

or imprisoned

for not more than five years...

or both.

When the moon

Is in the seventh house

And Jupiter

Aligns with Mars

Then peace

Will guide the planets

And love

Will steer the stars

This is the dawning

of the Age of Aquarius

Harmony and understanding

Sympathy and trust abounding

No more falsehoods or derisions

Golden livin' dreams of visions

Mystic crystal revelation

And the mind's true liberation

Excuse me, ma'am.

Could you spare some change?

That's a great hat you've got.

Can you spare

a couple nickels or dimes?

Beautiful horse.

I've never ridden a horse.

Is it difficult?

Would it be possible for me

to ride it a little ways?

Just once, for a minute?

Lady, could I ride--

Come on. Please?

Woof, forget it.

I'll get you one for Christmas.

Spare some change?

You know,

like nickels, dimes, quarters?

- You want me to give you some money?

- Right.

Why?

No reason, except she's pregnant

and we haven't eaten for two days.

I don't believe you.

- Where you from?

- Oklahoma.

I know how it feels.

I used to come from Kansas.

Sodomy

Fellatio

Cunnilingus

Pederasty

Father, why do these words sound

So nasty

Masturbation

Can be fun

Join the holy orgy

Kama Sutra

Everyone

Get the horse!

Stop the horse!

Go get them!

Once upon a looking for Donna time

There was a 16-year-old virgin

Oh, Donna

Looking for my Donna

I just got back

from looking for Donna

San Francisco's

psychedelic urchin

Have you seen

My 16-year-old tattooed woman

Heard a story

She got busted for her beauty

And I'm gonna show her

life on Earth can be sweet

Gonna lay my mutated head

at her feet

I'm gonna love

to make love to her

Till the sky turns brown

I'm evolving

Through the drugs

That you put down

Looking for Madonna

Yeah

Man, you're a real cowboy.

Don't get off. We still got

- I got some things I gotta do.

- Yeah? Like what?

I want to see

the Empire State Building.

Then tomorrow, I want to go

on that boat ride around Manhattan.

- You see the Statue of Liberty.

- Sounds real good.

If you have any ideas

about things to do while I'm here--

I don't have too much time.

I'm going in the army

in a couple days.

I think we can help you.

Hashish

Cocaine

Marijuana

Opium

LSD:

DM:

STP, BM

A&P, IRT, SPC

- Alcohol, cigarettes

- Claude.

Here, man.

Claude, speak to me.

Is she really pregnant?

Yeah, I am.

That's what she says.

"That's what she says."

That's what she knows.

- I am.

- Jeannie, you don't know anything.

- I know who the father is.

- Yeah?

You know that, you know a lot.

If the baby comes out white

and squishy, crying his ass off...

then we know Woof

is definitely the daddy.

But if he comes out all beautiful

and chocolate brown...

that's mine.

- "White and squishy"?

- Yeah, man.

He come out and see

your crazy black ass standing there...

he's gonna be spitting

watermelon seeds in your face.

You always open up your mouth

before you even think.

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