Hacker Page #3

Too many cops and fakes,

so I tried my luck

with a few pawnshops

and jewelry stores.

Hey.

You... you speak English, yeah?

I... I have watches.

Okay?

I want to sell them.

Do you want to buy them?

Look, these are real...

these are real watches, okay?

This cost... this cost $15,000.

I sell for... for ten.

- Thousand?

- Yes.

- W-what's that?

- No, no, no. Look, look.

See, these are real watch,

too, okay?

I sell these to you

for 200 bucks.

Ten. Ten. I got...

there's three watches.

- Now ten.

Hey, wait.

- Hey.

- What can I do for you?

Says here you purchased these three

days ago. How come you're selling 'em?

I... you know, I just

didn't want 'em anymore.

I can't. I lost the card that

i used to purchase 'em, so...

Well, wait for

a replacement card.

I mean, surely it's worth the wait

rather than losing money on the resale.

Look, do you want to buy them,

or do you not?

Okay. Mr... Munchausen...

We're going to need two pieces

of I.D. And a proof of address.

Bank statement is fine.

Then we're going to get you

to sign a form

stating that

these were not stolen,

at which point,

we'll review your application.

If everything checks out,

then you can come back,

and we'll make the purchase.

- You can't just buy 'em now?

- Sorry.

You know, I can drop the price,

by another thousand.

Hey, you know, don't worry about it.

I'll just... I'll keep them for now.

Sure.

You having a rough day?

Sorry. Do I know you?

Sye.

Hey, I just wanted to talk

to you about your watches.

No, no, no.

I'm not a cop.

I'm not a cop.

I just might want

to buy your watches.

Yeah, what do you want

to talk about?

Look, if it'll help,

I'll give you five grand

for all of 'em.

I'm not an idiot.

Thirty grand.

Seven.

Thirty grand.

All right, tell you what.

I go in there.

I sell 'em for at least 30,000.

I take 30 percent off the top.

All right, but you get the money

today, huh. Otherwise...

otherwise, you take

your watches and go.

Hey, look, the watches

are stolen anyway, right?

So what do you got to lose?

- All right. Yeah.

- Yeah, all right. Let's go.

Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Wait. Wait.

I go in alone, all right?

Hey, Christopher!

Look who it is.

How you doing, buddy boy?

What the hell?

Aw, you dick.

That's rude.

Come on.

Walk with me.

What happened back there?

What? Exactly what I said

i was going to do...

no, you disappeared, though.

Yeah, I went out

the back door. Here.

You didn't tell me you were

going to go out the back door.

What's this?

$24,500 in very dirty 20s.

Well, it would have taken a while

to get fifties and hundreds.

But you sold my watches

for 35,000?

Receipt's in the bag.

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