Gutshot Straight Page #4

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you've got money the most

is you're comfortable

looking your age,

which is somewhere

approaching 60.

And anyone's that's comfortable

looking your age,

tells me

they got a lot of money.

I would imagine you're

on wife 3,

because anybody that makes

as much money as you do

is either in love with their job

or isn't any good

at being married.

Jack...

You're wrong.

I'm on wife 4.

How did I make my money?

I don't know that yet.

I haven't figured it out.

Probably by

f***ing everybody else over.

You're wrong on your read.

No, no, I think

I'm right as rain.

Well, that's pretty close.

But who doesn't?

Maybe, maybe.

But I am interested in making some of

these big dollars you keep talking about.

Well, I'm thrilled

to hear that, my boy.

I've got to treat you

like a lady

tonight

take you out and treat you

like a lady

tonight

I'd lick your boots

for the chance

to take your hand...

We're going to

start small, Jackie.

500 says you cannot

open that beer bottle

with those bills.

Do you mind?

Pick 'em up.

Now that

I've become a slave

to your sexuality

- I promise I'll behave...

- - like that?

- I know that one, Duffy.

- I can see that.

Double or nothing

says you can't break

that same beer bottle

with your bare hands.

Okay.

I'd like to...

I said break it, don't drink it.

I'd like

to introduce you

to the whore I am...

- You mean like that?

- Good boy.

I know that one too, bud.

We're going to have to

up the ante on the next one.

Yeah, that sounds good.

But I think

I need a drink first.

Kitten, bring me another drink.

Bring one for my boy here too.

Yeah yeah, that's cool.

Let's drink.

Yeah, let's drink.

Below your hips

when I'm with you

now that

I've become a slave

to your sexuality

I promise I'll behave...

Come over here, sweetheart.

I've got something for you,

you got something for me?

Kit, where are you?

- Boys, boys, boys.

- Yes, another round,

all right,

for my compadre and myself.

You know I'd love to,

but it's closing time.

- No, no.

- We know what that means, don't we, boys?

Sweetheart, come on. After

the cash I brought with me?

You don't have to go home,

but you can't stay here.

Duffy, I'll be damned, I think

she's kicking you out of here.

I guess she is.

What happened to your nose?

I doubled down on 17.

Come on in.

Mi casa, su casa, right?

- Oh, look at him.

- Get out of here, you! Go on!

Hey, don't do that

to the little doggy.

That b*tch.

My wife's dog.

And don't you tell me how to

deal with animals, all right?

Yeah, hard love works for dogs

and people.

Come on.

So what's this...

What's this bet you got for me?

You gotta guess.

No.

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