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extra doofy all morning.

See some good

horror porn lately?

Better.

- Well, this now I have to hear about.

- No, this you have to see to believe.

Why don't you come over

tonight and I'll show you?

I mean, unless of course you are...

You're not really going

to call me chicken, are you?

No no, I was going to

say you're in office.

You know, cause your ball,

you know, the ball sac

is without the balls,

so it's just a little...

it's dangling in the wind.

It's gone with the wind, really.

Your nuts are just wandering

around looking for a home...

and they can't find one,

because your sac has got no nuts.

Alright, alright, yes.

I'll be there. Done.

Alright. After work,

my place. And bring the balls.

You know, if you can find them.

Hey, is causing trouble over now?

No, no.

- Enjoy.

- Thanks Sally.

Thank you.

Damn, she's got a nice ass.

So, what do you think?

What do I think?

Yeah, I mean...

Do you think it's real?

Feels real, doesn't it?

Where did you get this?

I... I ordered it online, you know?

Some underground website.

Huh, figured what the f***..

- I got to go.

- Hey, wait man!

Hang on for a bit,

have another beer.

Don't you want to talk about it?

Talk about it?

What the f*** is there to talk about?

You had me worried there.

That makes two of us.

You should have told me.

- You wouldn't have believed me.

- So what?

You still should have told me.

What the hell were you thinking?

You said you were bored.

- And you thought that would help?

- No, I don't know, I mean...

Last hardly slept at all last night.

What about you?

Dude, that sh*t kept me up all night.

Do you think there's any

more of them out there?

Oh no!

I mean...

We could find out...

No.

Don't even go there...

You need to get rid of that sh*t.

Destroy it, that's

what you need to do.

Yeah, you're probably right.

Cheese, you're a little Speedy

Gonzalez today, aren't you?

I am Speedy Katie,

not Speedy Gonzalez.

I don't know...

What does Dad think?

What? What does Daddy

think about what?

- Get Daddy, get Daddy!

- Get Mommy, get mommy...!

- I'm gonna get you!

- Get Mommy!

Ready? I'm going in!

I'm going in... For a bite!

Hello there, cowboy...

What's got you so spooked?

You're telling me,

it's not like all me.

What's the password?

Password is... "I'm tired."

You're tired?

What is going on with you?

What's going on with me?

It's funny coming from you.

If you haven't noticed, I was just

throwing myself at you back there.

So what? I'm suppose to flip

whenever you want me to?

Maybe...

Growing boys need

to clean their plate.

That's right, I'm just

not that hungry today.

Even after last night?

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