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Cool. Got it.

Uh, not funny.

God, that baby looks like

it's uncomfortable.

Hi, I'm Betty.

I'm a sonogram technician.

- Hi.

- What's up, Betty?

No cell phones in here.

Oh. Okay.

Just try to relax.

Hey, when can we

find out the sex?

Wait, wait,

I don't want to know.

Okay. You can whisper it to me.

No.

No, why? You can't know if I don't.

Why do you even care? - I don't know.

Maybe I'm just curious if there's

a penis or a vagina growing inside me.

Just forget it, okay?

We don't want to know.

We'll be able to tell

around 14 weeks,

so you two have time

to think about it.

Okay, thank you.

Cool beans.

Cool beans?

Did I just say that?

All right. This will feel

a little cold.

Feels like I'm getting kissed on.

Andie.

Sorry.

All right, see that there?

That's the embryo.

Yeah, everything was great.

Doctor said everything is fine.

We got a little picture

to show you.

Great, great, sound's good.

Hey, listen, I got a call

from Casey's sponsor.

Oh.

Is everything okay?

Yeah, everything's fine.

Um, he said Casey

can come home.

So, I thought it might be nice

to have him over for dinner.

Oh. Um.

Of course.

Ew. Why are my hands all sweaty?

I'll just throw a couple

of things on the grill.

Okay, well, I'll,

I'll make a little salad

or something.

Seriously, I feel like

Clammy Davis Junior.

Okay.

Feel.

Feel that.

Oh, Andie!

That's like totally...

Gross!

Gross!

I know.

Hey, sweetie,

yeah, I got to go. Bye.

You made it!

Got everything?

Okay, let's do this.

Jesus, that guy is totally

gonna relapse.

- Andie, don't say that.

- Mmm-hmm.

Hi, boys!

Okay, again, fast.

Faster, one, two, three.

Yes!

This is coming straight at you

this time, okay?

One, two,

three.

Yes! Awesome!

Hey, both of you

do me a favor.

Guys, let's not tell Casey

about the baby, yet.

Why?

What am I gonna say?

Sorry, you just got out of rehab

for the fourth time,

but guess what?

We're getting a baby.

Okay. Just seems a little weird

if we don't tell him.

Well, I just want to give him some

time to adjust to his new surroundings.

Then, we'll tell him.

Okay.

Andie?

Sure, dog.

It's your party.

Hey, can you make one of those

well done for me?

Oh, Jesus!

Joyce, took a sh*t

on the floor again.

It's because she's not getting enough

praise when she goes outside, honey.

She took a dump upstairs, too.

Yeah, and did you clean it up?

Joyce, I'll sh*t in your

dog house tonight.

How's the tri-tip, bro?

It's fine, bro.

Mmm, it's great, honey.

You know, I always

wanted to go to rehab.

I mean, not to get sober.

Do you like that corn, Casey?

It's, it's from the garden.

Mmm, yeah, thanks.

Hey, so, any news

on the baby front?

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