Gurgaon

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However nobel a man may become,

he is still an animal.

But even animals have their own rules.

The rules of nature.

If those rules are understood,

a hunter can catch any bird.

And if the hunter breaks

the jungle's rules every day,

consider the jungle in distress.

In my village,

everyone has become a bird hunter.

But in a jungle where there are no birds,

what can a bird hunter do?

-Please bring the bags in.

-Okay, ma'am.

Mom!

Preeto.

What's with the noise outside?

Has your dad won the election?

Of course, he has.

Now, he'll become the president

of Gurgaon Rotary Club.

He will now build schools for orphans.

Who's this white girl?

Mom, she's Sophie.

Go give your dad these chili fritters.

But I just arrived, Mom.

It's nothing to ashamed of.

Hey, brother

Hey, brother

Hey, brother

See the fun

See the fun

Hey, brother

See the fun

See the fun

It's too late, man. Don't do it!

-He is drenched.

-Don't let him get away.

Let it be guys. We don't want it

to turn to a fight.

-And I want to challenge three people.

-Hey, listen to him.

Mr. Kehr Singh.

My dad.

-Mr. Honey Singh Yo Yo!

-Hi, Yo Yo!

-Yes.

-And?

And my sister who just returned

from oversees, Preeto.

She's here.

She has lost weight.

Hey, Preeto!

You're home already?

Weren't you supposed

to pick me up at the airport?

-Yes. I did send a car to pick you.

-Right.

Then, I'll consider the car as my brother.

Nikki didn't let me go.

-I can see that.

-Ms. Preeto.

Nikki is challenging you this time.

-Pardon me.

-No.

-You have to do it.

-Everyone is doing it. So do you.

What about being late?

Come on, go inside.

You're an outlander now.

Ask her to go inside.

Ms. Preeto, it's not about the donation.

The real commitment

is to do the ice bucket challenge.

Damn you!

I didn't do anything.

I was just standing there, Dad.

Leave it, this is all nonsense.

That was too bad.

Has your dad gone crazy?

You guys are reeking of alcohol...

-Dad.

-Yes?

I brought something for you.

I designed it.

But the design is not final yet.

Nikki Singh Powerhouse Gym.

You misspelled powerhouse.

What? Don't you have anything to say?

What to say now?

Nikki Singh wants to open a gym

at Cyber City Plaza.

I have kept that place for Preet's office.

Hey.

Is it your dad's property?

Yes.

Don't show me that you're moody.

I thought you'll be pleased.

Nikki Singh will be famous in Gurgaon.

This is what happens

when you pamper them with money.

I sent him to school,

but he failed.

I sent him to the construction site.

He failed.

I opened a showroom for him,

he failed in that too.

He's jinxed.

And now he wants to open a gym.

He just wants to be famous.

I bet it's a lady.

Look. A lady driver.

Follow her, man. Drive slow.

Hey, ma'am!

Drive this in your living room.

Hey, she's asking for it.

Sehwag.

Come on, dude.

I want to bet 100,000 on his half-century.

Hey, dude.

-Are you sure?

-Don't be in two minds.

Just go ahead and place the bet.

Hey, Vicky. It's Rajveer.

Place 100,000 on Sehwag's half-century.

Just 100,000?

-They are struggling with two runs.

-Hey, stop it!

There's a boundary.

Dude...

You've 400,000 rupees, Nikki!

Wonderful!

Hey, you win big.

Your games are always small.

When will you grow up, idiot?

What is this?

I gave a toffee

because I don't have a change.

Keep it. Give your girlfriend a treat.

Hey.

What's the odds for Sehwag's century?

Hey, Vicky.

What are the odds on Sehwag's century?

What is it? Three to one?

Hold on.

Go for it.

Ten million.

Are you sure?

Damn.

Does it look like I'm kidding?

Hey Vicky. You know my friend Nikki.

Nikki Singh.

Kehri Singh's son.

Preet Real Estate.

That's right.

Place his bet

for ten million.

Of course.

Yes. You can speak to him.

Think it over, dude.

Yes, Vicky?

This is Nikki Singh.

Hit! Hit it out of the park and show them!

I swear

I'll get Nikki's gym inaugurated

by you, man.

My favorite song is playing. I'm off.

Hey! Wait for Sehwag's century.

Do you want to party? Then come with me.

Let him go.

He's a nag.

ID, please?

ID...

Siddharth

Sirohi.

He's my friend.

Siddharth!

Sirohi!

Siddharth is not here.

Sir.

My favorite song is playing.

Please let me in.

Are you the Prime Minister's son?

Why are you getting angry?

Go join the queue like the others.

If Nikki finds out, he will knock you out.

Get lost!

-I'll make you suffer all night, get it?

-Get lost!

Bloody Hulk Hogan!

-Go away!

-I will squash you.

-Meet me outside, I'll...

-You're an a**hole!

That rascal is tough.

Hey. He's a tough guy.

We'll have to buy tickets.

What's up? Did we lose the bet?

-We lose the bet?

-What?

Did Sehwag score a century?

He scored one less than a hundred.

Goddamn! That means we lost ten million!

Why do you care?

Go ahead and party.

What do I care?

Kehri Singh will knock us out.

Hey.

You're kidding, right?

Do you have that guitar just to show off

or you really play it.

Move.

-Sh*t!

-Hurry up and move.

-Come on.

-There you are.

Get in!

What happened, man?

Okay, play Bon Jovi for us.

Play "It's my life."

Come on.

Basanti.

Dance!

Who's Basanti?

Your aunt.

Come on.

Play that fiddle.

Hey! Cut out the English.

Or else you'll spend the night

with buffaloes.

I can't seem to face up through the facts

I'm tense and nervous and I can't relax

I can't sleep because my bed's on fire

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