Guns Girls And Gambling Page #5

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Don't know.

These Indians are a little

far from the reservation.

Native Americans.

What?

They like to be called, Native Americans now.

Whatever.

So what are two...

...Native Americans...

...doing away from the

casino?

In such a crappy car?

Besides getting killed?

Car's got out-of-state

plates, too.

Hmm.

What you got?

The car...

Belongs to a John Smith.

Two Native Americans stole the car...

...of a guy named

John Smith?

Well, that's some irony for you.

I already told you...

...we can't call the Sheriffs.

I'm not calling the Sheriff.

Sheriff's!

Who you calling then?

Nobody.

Oh I get it...

...you're going to be like my

crazy Uncle.

You'll be Crazy Uncle John.

When I was in the apartment next to yours...

See, I told you we were neighbours.

We're not...Never mind.

When I was in that apartment, I noticed

there were some headshots on

the Wall of the other Elvises.

Now I'm willing to gamble

that in this small town,

that there's not too many

Takashi Toshiros.

I thought you said you were a terrible gambler.

Nope, I've only lost in slots, poker...

...and love.

You'd think in a day and age of cell phones...

...the payphone would've died

a horrible death and yet...

...some remain,

fighting destiny...

...marking a...

simpler time.

That's beautiful.

Now give me the mask!

Midget Elvis!

Little person, b*tch!

Oh you said he was a little touchy about that.

Very touchy.

Now give me the mask

or I'll blow your balls off!

She doesn't have balls... you don't have

balls... she doesn't have balls.

I'm not screwing around!

Look man, I don't have it!

He doesn't! I would

know, he's my neighbour.

I'm not...

Why does everybody think I have it?

Because you stole it.

I didn't!

Last chance.

Well what do you think the cop behind you

is going to say about it?

Do you think I'm stupid?

I'm not falling for that!

Everything all right?

Yes, everything's fine.

Because I just hate it...

...when people make fun of a little person.

No, listen officer we weren't

making fun of a little person

we're just asking for some

directions. Really.

Right? Yup

Yeah. Have a nice day.

Right.

Thank you Deputy.

Looks like Elvis died on the toilet.

Yep.

Again.

I don't think he's dead.

Which one?

Which one what?

Which Elvis do you think is still alive?

The real one, or that guy?

Both.

Both'?

Really?

Everybody knows that the King

faked his death to get away from the Colonel...

...lead a normal life,

live happily ever after.

That guy however,

is an impersonator.

No sh*t.

No actually I'm afraid there is.

H g

Don't start with the

toilet humor. All right.

Too late.

So Sheriff...

...you've determined in

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