Guns Girls And Gambling Page #3

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Kill him.

Hey!

And besides.

Native Americans can do without

another John Smith.

Come on, no! No! No!

Take it easy!

Guys! Guys! Come on!

Really, you don't have to do this!

I'm nothing, I'm nobody!

Ask my exgirlfriend.

That's why we can do this.

You think the Rancher is responsible?

He's always responsible.

Who's the Rancher?

The guy that hired you to steal the mask.

Hey, nobody hired me remember?

The guy who hired the guy...

who stole the mask.

In the past when the Government

wanted to screw the Tribe.

It was always over money!

And almost always

that money went into the Ranchers pocket.

And he hates Native Americans.

But you guys are so friendly!

Oh oh, God!

Hey, hey look I could scream.

What's college boy going to do?

Crush beer cans on our heads?

Which one's yours?

Agh...

Duh...

That one.

That piece of crap?

Buy American. Come on,

you guys are Native American,

I thought you'd be proud.

What are you doing?

I'm copying down this Elvis

address just in case.

Oh come on, you think the guy

who stole the mask put his

real address down on an entry form?

Get in!

Where?

The tunk!

You're in tune...

...with K.Z.R.E...

where we play you

the best of yesterday...

...and today.

I awoke not knowing where I was

Which is probably

a good thing.

Yeah!

Agh!

Come on!

Okay!

Oh Sh*t!

Oh...What?!

Jesus!

Well looks like Elvis gets to live another day.

You really think the guy who

stole the mask wrote his...

...real address down

on an entry form.

Let's hope.

Your attention please.

This is an announcement

for Train 735...

...to San Antonio,

Baton Rouge and Tacoma

This train has been delayed for

approximately one hour.

Please remain in the station.

for further notices.

All passengers will board...

Once upon a midnight dreary...

while I pondered weak and weary.

There came a tapping,

gently rapping on my chamber door.

Little lady...

you better get the hell outta here...

before I pull out the big gun on you.

Baby, your gun doesn't work on me.

Now, where...

...is the mask?

I don't have it.

Wrong answer!

Hmm.

He is telling the truth.

Oh well.

All right Elvis.

Let's see if this is where you really live.

I'm ready for you.

Hello?

Oh.

You really did put your address

down on the entry form.

You certainly Won't be winning

any thieving contests.

None of you will be.

If I were an ancient Apache Warrior mask,

where would I be hiding?

I know...

...the couch!

Uh!

Hello ?

Is anybody home ?

Who are you?

I'm the girl next door.

Of course you are.

Can I come in?

No. No. Go away.

That's not very neighbourly of you.

That's because I'm not your neighbour.

You know, I've never been in here before.

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