Guddu Rangeela

Synopsis: Based in the dusty plains of North India, Guddu Rangeela is a story about two cousins trying to make ends meet in the crime infested surroundings. Orchestra singers by day and informants by night, acquiring measly pay offs from the information provided to local gangsters about the richest families in town, has fetched them an easy and safe way to subsist without getting their hands dirty in the bargain. Although cousins by blood, both are very much unlike each other. The love hate rapport of the two comes to be seen through the many dangerously funny circumstances that they are met with and their impromptu methods of saving their skin each time. Having suffered a tragic past at the hands of the gang lord turned politician Billo; the antagonist of the tale; both are discreetly entangled in a 10 year old legal battle against him through Gupta, an honest advocate fighting on their behalf. While the unorthodox and impulsive Guddu aspires to grow out of their hand to mouth way of life by ex
Genre: Comedy, Drama
Director(s): Subhash Kapoor
Production: Foxstar Productions
Rotten Tomatoes:
124 min



Check! Check!

Guddu Rangeela and party

welcome all of you.

Let's start with the program..

"and as per tradition,

we begin with."

Guddu's joke.

Once a man went on a

world tour, to London.

He arrived in London.

And, while roaming

around he needed to pee.

He stood before a wall

and started peeing.

Suddenly...'the London

Police arrived.

They arrested him and took

him to the police station.

Anyway... he got out of

there and arrived in India.

Here he noticed that

anyone can pee anywhere.

He noticed Ghanta Singh peeing

in front of a huge wall.

He walked up to him and said..

"Singh sir.."

"doesn't the police catch

when you're peeing?"

To which Singh sir replied.

"No... one has to

do it by himself."

That's the end of Guddu's joke.

But coming up next is..

Yours, truly...

Mirpur's Kumar Sanu.

One and only item".


First, heartiest

congratulations to..

..Lambardar Chaudhary Nafe

Singh's son Vinod Singh..

"for getting a visa to Kenya."

I wish that the lads from our

area keep getting visas..

"and they keep throwing

such visa parties."

What else could one ask for?

So let's begin, with a

modern devotional song.

And the song's called

"Mata's Email".


So how much money does

that Lumbardar have?

Not much...

He was all show, no go.

His wife though was hot.

But his safe was dry and cold!

Around 10-12 kilos oi gold..

"and 5-7 lakhs in cash.

That's it.

Did you check properly"

..or were you busy inside?

Why're you being jealous?

You could've joined in.

There was room for two.

That's all he has.


...we'll pass the information

to Pujari tomorrow morning.

Why do we always pass on

the information to Pujari?

We can do the looting too.

I've told you a thousand times.

Dont you get it?

I dont want to commit a crime.

I see.

Can I ask a question?

What's this that we're doing?

If it wasnt for the case..

..l wouldnt be doing

this job either.

And your greed will get

us killed some day.

This isnt greed.

We do all the hard work.

We do the research.

And pass the information to Pujari?


And what do we get?

Jack squat.

Think about it, bro.

If we do this job ourselves.

"we can be millionaires

in a month."

And when the month's over?

They'll put so many bullets

in your backside...

...youll never even

be able to sit again.

A little hard work and information

gets us a square meal.

Learn to be happy.

When will you think beyond

the one square meal?

Why cant we be gangsters?


Come on, I'll make

you a gangster.


Bro where are you taking me?

You want to be a

gangster, dont you?


Hold it.

Take it.

See that man?

- Shoot him.

- He hasnt done me any harm?

Why would I shoot him?

Why? Scared?

You're a gangster, aren't you? Shouldn't

make a difference who you kill.

Shoot him.

- Shoot.

- L..

I'll shoot him. I'm serious.


Think again, Rangeela,

I will shoot him.

Shoot! Gangster.


Keep it.

You win, I lose.


You always do this to me

whenever I talk some sense.

No guts..but wants

all the glory.

Lambardar Nafe Singh.

From Palawaas?

Believe me, hes a gold mine.

His boys got a visa

and hes going abroad.

The guy's loaded.

I've never seen women

decked with so much gold.

At least 40-50 kilos of gold.

And cash...

Not a penny less

than 2.5 million.

Youve been making really

tall claims these days.

Remember that incident about

the doctor from Ambala.

"Pujari... hes loaded."

"He eats in a silver platter."

"Sleeps on a bed made of gold."

But I didnt get a single

penny when I raided his home.

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Subhash Kapoor

Subhash Kapoor is an Indian film director, producer and screenwriter. He was a political journalist, and later became known for directing the satirical comical dramas like Phas Gaye Re Obama (2010),Jolly LLB (2013) and Jolly LLB 2(2017). more…

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